I showered with my knives today

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l2lku2

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I was just about to get ready to take a shower when my daughter walked in with the UPS box with 2 NIB Browning Crowell/Barkers.

I opened them and they were covered in a green grease/jelly. So rather than run downstairs to grab the WD40 & Windex I thought I would just try to shortcut the process and try to wash them with soap in the shower.

My shower has 2 heads on opposite ends.

So there I was - in the shower, arms raised like a victory salute, a knife in each hand raised to the shower heads.

And then it hit me. If my wife were to walk in at that moment she would think that I have gone totally nuts.

And now it is bugging me - have I gone totally nuts?
 
Even though I have shared some sentimental moments with my Mistresses, I have never showered with them! Regardless...you are no more nuts than the rest of us ;)
 
that grease is hard to remove - extreme measures needed to be taken. its a great knife btw.
 
In the shower huh ?

I used to think you were crazy

now I can see you're nuts :)

thank you I will be here all week, try the veal, tip your waitresses
 
l2lku2 said:
My shower has 2 heads on opposite ends.
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I think its very romantic that you have one for you and another for your knives. A man and his knives need that special time, to renew their love and keep things fresh.
 
I had never considered showering with my knives before -but now that I have, it goes on the list of NEVERs directly under:

1) NEVER cook bacon naked

:eek:
 
'Scuse me, boys...but I thought that was what you were SUPPOSED to do to clean them up! :eek:

Did Skunk lie to me again?? Always taking advantage of us wimmen folk...;):D
 
This could be the thread of the year so far. This one or Oge's "swingset.....argh..." thread. :D At least Oge was drunken.
 
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