I talked to His Gerbilness this morning

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Dave never changes. My phone rang. I answered and heard a voice say, "It is I." To which I immediately replied, "The Great Vampire Gerbil." He said, "Huh?"

Dave sounded really good. But he's not really good. He said that he is going in on Monday for a CT scan. Of course I asked, "So...they going to try to see if you have a brain?" yuk yuk yuk and all that stuff.

Dave said, "Actually, it is not a CT of the brain. It is of the abdomen. My doctor thinks that I might have a tumor and that it is the size of a football." Might explain why he keeps getting kicked in the stomach.

He has been reflecting a lot on the fire incident that landed him in the hospital for a few months. He thinks there is a possibility that he set the fire himself. But he's not sure. If he did, it would have been by smoking, most likely. The dogs stayed by him. Dave said he saw and heard coyotes growling nearby at him, maybe hoping dinner was almost ready. His dogs were crying out about them, whining perhaps? I don't know that Dave will ever remember exactly what happened that day.

Some employee at the local hospital called the Sheriff on him on 2 separate occasions. Dave went to the emergency room because of severe pains in his head that were not of the migraine variety. I guess Dave gave the employee a lesson on headaches and qualifications to be an EMT and all that stuff and probably scared the crap out of the guy. I think Dave was allowed to be treated.

Dave has been having some internet access problems, and Richard J. has been trying to help out. Dave called me about it today, so I got on the phone with the ISP and straightened some stuff out and gave them his new phone number, etc. Then I called Dave back and gave him some info so he can call and they can find his account (in my name) and hopefully help him get back online. I'm certain when he gets internet access again, we'll know it!!! :eek:

That's all the news about VG that is fit to print in Community.

TJ
 
Good to hear that His Gerbilness is still out there, making life confusing for everyone! :cool:

What would we do without Judy? :confused:
 
Thanks Judy. Good to hear that he seems to be doing OK.

You on the other hand, are something else. The efforts you have made are very much appreciated by many here. You will always have my respect and gratitude for what you are doing.
 
Mother Teresa has nuthin' on Judy! ;)

A cautious thanks for VG's update.

Coop
 
I think the hospital should hire him as chief administrator of their EMT program. He's got the experience, he could use the money, and the hospital would be more of a fun place to work. It might even win awards for entertaining the patients. Or trying to entertain the patients. Or maybe just trying the patience.

And Judy, if Dave tries the EMTs patience, you could be their union delegate. You're already good at arguing with him! :D
 
On one side, I'm real happy to know he's... about... ok. Well... ok-er.
On the other side, it seems bad luck has really taken an interest in Dave. What the hell, why this crappy world just can't let him be?
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Dave said, "Actually, it is not a CT of the brain. It is of the abdomen. My doctor thinks that I might have a tumor and that it is the size of a football." Might explain why he keeps getting kicked in the stomach.

This part really concerns me... any news yet? :confused::(
 
This part really concerns me... any news yet? :confused::(

No, not yet. I just called him about the CT scan. He said he has not heard anything, nor has he called the doctor. He figures if it was anything serious, the doctor would have called and told him to come in. He does have an appointment to see the doctor next week. I asked him t please let me know the results.

As soon as I find out, I'll post it here.

TJ
 
Thanks Judy. Good to hear that he seems to be doing OK.

You on the other hand, are something else. The efforts you have made are very much appreciated by many here. You will always have my respect and gratitude for what you are doing.

Well spoken, my very thought. Judy, you really an angel.:thumbup:
 
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