I think I'm having a religious experience

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Strains of the hallelujah chorus resound in my head.

I have always known Emerson knives to be among an elite few... perhaps even at the very top of that short list. Now I can remove the perhaps from that statement without any remaining doubt.

I've long been an admirer of knives in general. Always tried to keep an occasional eye on the moving and shaking of the knife world. But I only occasionally found myself flush enough to actually buy those knives that really pulled at my heart strings. Then and now I've always considered myself more as a knife user than a knife collector. Though I certainly find my heart fluttering when I contemplate the perfect custom, in the end if a knife isn't tough and practical I rarely if ever buy it.

So... back to the sweet angels singing inside my head. Today I received my first Emerson Commander. The lady in the ugly brown uniform came to my door, handed me a small box with none of the reverance that I alone knew it deserved. Quickly I scribbled something that only barely resembled my signature, and shut the door perhaps a bit too abruptly. I then walked swiftly to the kitchen, pulled a knife from the drawer (I was still in my PJ's so alas no more worthy knife was available) an carefully slit the tape that separated me from my precious prize.

I slowly dug through the styrofoam peanuts and removed the only slightly crushed Emerson box. I held it reverently in both my palms, having let the outer box drop unceremoniously to the floor spilling its foam contents everywhere. I walked slowly back to the living room and sat gently on the edge of the sofa, lovingly placing the box down on the coffe table. I wanted to savor this longed for moment, wanted to drag it out so that I could forever remember it. At the same time a small nagging voice sounded in my left ear, "What if it isn't as wonderful as you're building it up to be?"

Well I quickly silencedthat voice by reminding myself of the solid weight of the box, I've always loved my knives to have a good heft to them, and though I've been fooled by this from time to time, usually if the weight is good, the knife ends up being pretty good.

But pretty good doesn't begin to explain THIS knife. I slowly opened the crushed end of the box, and slipped the plastic wrapped knife out of it. I removed the outer baggie, and then the inner baggie. I set the knife down on the table, quickly reading the inclosed papers, intentionally drawing things out.

And then....

I let my eyes fix on my new knife.
I scanned every milimeter of it.
Mentally carressed its lines.

And then I picked it up and thumbed it open. hallelujah!
I ran my sensitive fingertips down it's silky spine and flat face. I carefully let my thumb test it's sharpness, very sharp (I later confirmed this when I stupidly left the tip of my thumb in the way of the serrations as I closed the knife DOH!) I brought the knife to my nose and inhaled its glorious metallic scent. I thumbed it open and closed several times and decided it was time for the main attraction.

I carressed the hooked wave on the spine and then slipped it into my pocket. I was shaking slightly as I prepared to "wave" my new knife for the first time. I fearfully expected to not fully deploy it the first time. I expected for some reason to have to practice several times to get it right. I was wrong! It exploded from my pocket fully open. It locked with a firm click that announced its eagerness to chew through anything I fed it. I was weak in the knees with utter joy!!!

Since that blissful joyous moment I have been waving my knife nearly non-stop. I love this knife. I would marry this knife! It's deep recurve is undeniably sensual. It's ergonamic handle melds to my hand like it was born there. Even the clip fits perfectly in my hand pretty much no matter what grip I use.

Did I mention I love this knife??!!!???



:D
 
Hey Mister, congrats on the new aquisition! welcome to the EKI Forum and to the Emerson world of Knives.

While reading you post, I envisioned one of those soft cover smut books we all used to hide between the matresses from our parents.
It took me back to my first Commander experience, when my wife handed me a silver wrapped EKI box on our wedding night, (now that's love)!

Although this may be your first Emerson experience, I doubt very much it will be your last...;)
 
Originally posted by BobLeeSwagger

This was such a great post I just had to respond...

buy those knives that really pulled at my heart strings.
...Commander is the perfect choice!...

Today I received my first Emerson Commander.
...Congradulations!...
.
I then walked swiftly to the kitchen, pulled a knife from the drawer (I was still in my PJ's so alas no more worthy knife was available)
...The Commander looks and feels great clipped to your pajamas!...

I slowly opened the crushed end of the box,
...If the box is crushed it's the real McCoy!...

and slipped the plastic wrapped knife out of it. I removed the outer baggie, and then the inner baggie.
...Don't throw those away..they are the knife condoms supplied with the knife to protect it while you carry it in your pocket....

And then....
...Yes? Yes? go on...


And then I picked it up and thumbed it open.
...In order to break it in correctly it needs to be WAVED OPEN intially...

I brought the knife to my nose and inhaled its glorious metallic scent.
...Is that what happened to your face..(sorry, you left yourself wide open for that)...

I thumbed it open and closed several times and decided it was time for the main attraction.
...Look out...he's gonna be changed forever!...


I carressed the hooked wave on the spine and then slipped it into my pocket.
...If you have a pocket in your pajamas why don't you have a knive in one of them?...


I was shaking slightly as I prepared to "wave" my new knife for the first time.
...You could wreck your silk jammies that way...


It exploded from my pocket
...Premature wave-u-lation!...

announced its eagerness to chew through anything I fed it.
...Look out ladies!...

I was weak in the knees with utter joy!!!
....You betcha!...

Since that blissful joyous moment I have been waving my knife nearly non-stop.
...BobLeeSwag, welcome to the club...

Did I mention I love this knife??!!!???
Man...we all do but you say it soooooo well!!!

:D [/B]
;) buy those knives that really pulled at my heart strings. Today I received my first Emerson Commander.
 
Yes, brothers, I have seen God myself tonight, and his name is Ernie Emerson. My black-T '98 Commander #029 arrived from BladeArt, and was waiting for me when I got home!!! THis beast is EVERYTHING its been touted as. Superb lockup, silky smooth opening, thick feel, solid construction. I just wish I still had my 2000 to comapre the two! Ahhh, my first (almost) Emerson custom. Yes, I said (almost) CUSTOM. Why, because I have it on good authority (Mr. Hollister :D) that this is as close to an Emerson custom as you can get in a prodo knife! I mean, he ground the blades himself! :D

I love this knife!!! Thank you again, Larry. You've just given me my new EDC.

:D :cool: :) :eek:
 
Originally posted by RAYE
Hey Mister, congrats on the new aquisition! welcome to the EKI Forum and to the Emerson world of Knives.

While reading you post, I envisioned one of those soft cover smut books we all used to hide between the matresses from our parents.
It took me back to my first Commander experience, when my wife handed me a silver wrapped EKI box on our wedding night, (now that's love)!

Although this may be your first Emerson experience, I doubt very much it will be your last...;)

Heh Heh Heh...

Raye I was about to say, "Guys Come On I think him and the new knife wanna be alone!"

GEEEZE Bob get a room!!! :D

Ross T.
 
HOLLISTER!!!

Is that a quote from one of my favorite essays you are using in your signature line and you did not cite the Author of same?
 
Uh oh. I'll bet Don's one of those guys who won't let his kid copy a report off the net. :D
 
Originally posted by Don Rearic


Is that a quote from one of my favorite essays you are using in your signature line and you did not cite the Author of same?

Whoever said it, I'll certainly be using it....profound, very profound!
 
I was just thinking, maybe Bob and Eric should get together and write a short book or screenplay. I'm sure it would make some interesting reading or viewing! LOL :p
 
Don, my deepest apologies. I believe in giving credit where credit is due.

Needless to say, the quote has special meaning too me.

John
 
swiftly shoving my latest smut... uh... I mean literature... under the matress
hey wait a minute... I sleep on a waterbed! hmmm...

swiftly slipping my latest literature into the drawer under my bed

that's better... :D

hey... at least I keep the knife cleaner than the mag :p

well I've been waving it long enough to aerate my pj's... at least they're cheapy cotton pj's not silk! good thing my pants are made of tougher stuff. I've been waiting years to purchase my first Emerson, though I've drooled over them for years. Lord knows I am beyond pleased with my choice for my first one. My only regret is that I didn't act fast enough to get a 98 as well. :( Would have loved to compare them myself. Ah... who am I kidding... I just want to own every Emerson I can get my greedy little paws on! :D

And now... if you don't mind... me and the knife want to be alone for a while :p
 
Uh, literature? Nevermind. Welcome to the club. It won't be your last Emerson. Then, if you have decent savings, the custom bug will bite. There is no use in running, you are already gone :)

Just be careful waving it opening by the waterbed or you might get a fountain going up :D

Take it easy,
Reed
 
Religious experience?
Only if you go to The Church of the Everlasting Woody!
:D

Not everyone can appreciate Emerson Knives.

The TRUE test of your "Commander Love" will be when the screw heads turn shiny. Will you still feel the same way or will you turn your eye to some OTHER knife?

LOL

Somehow, I have a sneaky suspicion you'll still feel the same way.

Welcome to the "club."
;)
 
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