I think this Marine had an Emerson too.......

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azwilly

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A Taliban Army platoon was on patrol when the commander noticed a lone Marine standing on a hilltop in their area. 
The commander told two of his soldiers to go take out the Marine, so they dropped their packs and promptly ran as fast as they could toward him. 
Just before they got to the top, the Marine ran over the other side of the hill. The two soldiers followed. For the next few minutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. Then, quick
as it started, it stopped and the Marine reappeared on the hilltop. He brushed off his cammies, straightened his cover, crossed his arms and stood there looking at the Taliban soldiers. 
The infuriated commander called for a squad to go get the Marine. They promptly ran as fast as they could toward him. Just before they got to the top, the Marine ran over the other side of the hill.  The
squad followed, and for the next few minutes there were bloody screams and dust flying in the air. 
Then, once again, as quick as it had started, it stopped and the Marine reappeared on the hilltop, brushed off his cammies, straightened his cover, crossed his arms and stood there looking at theTaliban soldiers once again. 
The commander was really hot now. He ordered the rest of his platoon to attack the Marine. Determined that Taliban soldiers were far superior to one lone Marine, they had blood in their eyes as
they ran up the hill. 
Just before they got to the top, the Marine ran over the other side of the hill. The bloodthirsty soldiers followed. For many minutes there were horrific screams and dust flying in the air. It went on and on ..... Finally, one lone Taliban soldier came crawling back to the commander, all bloody and beat about the head and shoulders. His uniform was torn, cuts were all over his body.  
The commander asked for a report. 
The lone soldier, trying to catch his breath, replied in a shaken and trembling voice: "Sir, ... you must go quickly, ... it's a trick.   There's another Marine waiting behind the hill !!"

:D
 
<b><font color=red size=8>HOOYAH!</font>
<font color=blue size=8>SEMPER FI!</font></b>

:D
 
Ya know azwilly,I do believe you are correct,but the question is what Emerson was it???
:D
 
Well, it was a military person. Probably has a millspec green bladed 98 commander.
If the marine wants to sell it, I'm intrested.
 
Naww....the only knife to properly dispatch Towel(head)iban(or Alqueerda) is a Vindicator :D
 
Originally posted by memnoch
Well, it was a military person. Probably has a millspec green bladed 98 commander.
If the marine wants to sell it, I'm intrested.
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It's a -99 and it's PHAT... :)
 
That story about a Marine is totally false.

However, there is a documented case of a Marine and a Ranger who were in a bar late at night arguing over which service was better. They decided to settle it by each taking a b-girl upstairs and seeing who could screw the most by dawn.

The Ranger went right to it, and successfully completed his first effort. Rolling over, he reached up and drew a

1

in the dusty headboard. After a short snooze, he hopped on and again did his duty. Once again he reached up and drew another

11

up on the headboard. He snoozed some more, waking just before dawn. Carrying the pride of his unit, he again jumped on and performed his task. Exhausted, he reached up and added a third stroke to the tally:

111

Just then the Marine bounded into the room - "Well, how many times?", he asked. The proud Ranger simply pointed to the headboard tally. "Damn!", said the Leatherneck, "You beat me by eight!"
 
No offense to anyone in the Navy, I used to work along side them all the time, but...

A Marine and a sailor are in the head at the same time. The sailor finishes his business at the urinal and goes to wash his hands. The Marine finshes and walks toward the hatch. The sailor turns and says "In the Navy, they teach us about cleanliness, so we always wash our hands." The Marine turns back and says, "In the Marine Corps, we learned not to piss on our hands."
 
Having grown up a "Chair Force" brat, I'll toss in the following:

Q. Why do they put Marines on Naval ships?

A. Sheep would be to obvious

Q. What does "Marine" stand for?

A. "Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential"

and

The Marines are a "Department of the Navy", however it is the "Men's Department"

;)
 
From the Halls of montezuma
To the shores of Tripoli
We will fight our country's battles
Right behind the UDT!

:D
 
A Marine, a Navy SEAL and a US Army Special Forces Soldier are sitting around a fire, swapping stories, chewing the fat, and drinking hard.

The Marine jumps up and screams "I'm the toughest M-F'er here!" He then does 20 one-armed pushups, chugs a bottle of tequila, and sits back down, staring at the other two.

Time goes on, and the Navy SEAL jumps up and screams "I'm the toughest M-F'er here!" He then does 50 one-armed pushups, chugs a bottle of tequila, smashes it over his head and eats the shards, then sits back down, staring at the other two.

After a while, both the Marine and the SEAL look over at the SF Soldier expectantly. He says nothing, merely continues stirring the fire, with his dick!.

Kevin
 
That story is still making the rounds. I heard it 27 years ago at Bragg, for Airborne, Rangers, and Special Forces. The bad guys were Russian Rangers or Spec Ops then. Enemy probably changes with the times. Still funny. No surprise the Marines tell it too.
 
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