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Kevin the grey

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The patent benders are going to build a wood driver with a shotgun shell in it to see if it will propel a golfball farther .

It seems a simple affair . A hole drilled in the wood face and a pin inserted in the base . Then then fasten the shell in the hole over the pin . It protrudes slightly from the face and when the face/shell hit the ball the shell is supposed to go off propelling the ball into orbit . (Good luck)
 
shark stick.

gotta love it.

can't wait 'til the first homicide with one.

When golf clubs are outlawed, only outlaws will have golf clubs.
 
Actually Kismet ?

I called up a local used sports equipment store asking if they had any archery equipment . The guy said they had a policy that they wouldn,t carry anything that could be used to kill anyone .

I asked him if they carried golf clubs and if he thought getting wacked in the head by one would be non-lethal . Oh well , er , um . He had more unnecessary interjections than a high school junior debate .

Is it not supposed to be that more people get killed by kitchen knives in their own home than any other kind of agressive act ? Outlaw cutlery I say . L:O:L
 
Kevin the grey said:
Actually Kismet ?

I called up a local used sports equipment store asking if they had any archery equipment . The guy said they had a policy that they wouldn,t carry anything that could be used to kill anyone .

I asked him if they carried golf clubs and if he thought getting wacked in the head by one would be non-lethal . Oh well , er , um . He had more unnecessary interjections than a high school junior debate .

Is it not supposed to be that more people get killed by kitchen knives in their own home than any other kind of agressive act ? Outlaw cutlery I say . L:O:L
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In the UK, it is being proposed by some medical association to outlaw pointed kitchen knives as an unnecesary danger to the public health. (When points are outlawed, only outlaws will have points?)
 
Sounds like the old powerhead they use in shark-infested waters (started out as 'shard-infested', but I changed it, because I didn't want to be ostracized)
 
Aardvark said:
Sounds like the old powerhead they use in shark-infested waters (started out as 'shard-infested', but I changed it, because I didn't want to be ostracized)
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Ostrichsized ?
 
punning. sigh.

Actually, if you were in a homicidal rage, I'd imagine it would be a very satisfying moment...full power swing, the satisfaction of impact, and the POW.

But truly, set up the disposal site first; it honestly is the most essential element to a prison free homicide. (And don't scoff at "found in a shallow grave." You ever tried to dig a DEEP grave? Without a backhoe, THAT's real work.)


er...

I'm told.

No.

I'm conjecturing. Yes. Conjecturing. That's it.:)
 
"A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all #%*&in' night."

-- Joe Pesci (as Nicky Santoro), from Casino.

Sage advice. (And outstanding thread veer.)
 
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