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Ah Garage sales ,
spider webbed drawers full of cutlery , things that don,t work and the occasional find that makes the old metronome skip a beat .
I espied something . Just below and right beneath , in the back on the floor was...... a round flat stone about 16 inches across with a hole in the middle . Hot diggety dog says I a stone from a pedal powered sharpener . Just what the doctor ordered . I reached down and tilted it up from its dusty seat . Well just the right heft . The texture felt right . In my mind I was already going over how to mount it and what kind of pedal drive I would have to make . Then I noticed the hole was not quite concentric . No biggie thought I trying deserately to hold onto my slowly shattering dream . Images of good old Kevin in his yard slowly bringing a keen edge up on my trusty instruments of destruction slowly puddled on the floor . They oozed towards the drain picking up dirt along the way as I saw what appeared to be a mold line and a very uneven surface on the far side .
The @#$%^&* thing was a gol durned home made cow flop of an umbrella support for a patio table ! I was going to report the garage owner for fraud but then thought better of it when they gave me a free map of Ireland .
There is still some small part of me in denial as I can still just about see me sharpening away . Perhaps eyeing a nice fat porker for the spit .
spider webbed drawers full of cutlery , things that don,t work and the occasional find that makes the old metronome skip a beat .
I espied something . Just below and right beneath , in the back on the floor was...... a round flat stone about 16 inches across with a hole in the middle . Hot diggety dog says I a stone from a pedal powered sharpener . Just what the doctor ordered . I reached down and tilted it up from its dusty seat . Well just the right heft . The texture felt right . In my mind I was already going over how to mount it and what kind of pedal drive I would have to make . Then I noticed the hole was not quite concentric . No biggie thought I trying deserately to hold onto my slowly shattering dream . Images of good old Kevin in his yard slowly bringing a keen edge up on my trusty instruments of destruction slowly puddled on the floor . They oozed towards the drain picking up dirt along the way as I saw what appeared to be a mold line and a very uneven surface on the far side .
The @#$%^&* thing was a gol durned home made cow flop of an umbrella support for a patio table ! I was going to report the garage owner for fraud but then thought better of it when they gave me a free map of Ireland .
There is still some small part of me in denial as I can still just about see me sharpening away . Perhaps eyeing a nice fat porker for the spit .