I thought we(men) were the insensitve ones..

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houtex

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:grumpy: Last night the mother in law calls,she's stranded,blowout. I grab my keys,flashlight,wallet and mini cyclone,then load the truck with the floor jack and I'm off. Well I get there ,handle the flat and back home in no time. 3 hours later I'm getting ready for work when I look over my knives to decide which one to carry and I realize the mini is missing. OH NO! Rush back over to the CVS parking lot where we were,DAMN,nothing. So I return home,M.I.L. is there now with wife and I tell them how much it sucks to loose my knife,you know what my wife says."Get over it ,it's not like you don't have 10 others to choose from." Then to kick me when I'm down,M.I.L. hands me a steak knife and says here have this one.:eek:Feel my pain.Just had to vent.
 
Oh man, that is a slap in the face....are should I say more like a steak knife in the heart. :eek:
Sorry to hear about your Mini C loss. :(
 
:cool:...All my MIL's had special feelings for me too...:D

MIL--------->
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...:eek:... <----------ME...:cool:
 
hey, think of it this way...


...she could have said "Well that's one less knife to clutter up the house!"


:foot:
 
Look around in the trunk of your car, or wherever you carry your tire jack at...Your Mini-Cyclone just might be there, waiting for you. I'd also go back to where you changed the tire and look AGAIN.
 
Next time she finds herself in distress, tell her to go p*$$ up a rope. She'll remember why. MIL's are calculating, deceitful, hateful women. After all, you married her "perfect" daughter, you aren't good enough for her now, you have not been good enough for her in the past, and you won't ever be good enough for her in the future. Mine was this way...spiteful bitch...screw her!

...Sorry, the feeling just washed over me again (and it's been 15 years now)...I hope either you find you Cyclone, or that walking puss bucket gives you another for replacement...sorry for calling your MIL a puss bucket...Mine was.
 
i about have a heart attack whenever i cant find one of my knives, so i feel your pain with that. as for the MIL, i cant say i do, only because im not married, let alone in a relationship. however, i can say it sucks when anyone responds like that. that much i understand. good luck finding it! if you cant find it, maybe this forums generosity will rise again.

good luck dude!
 
Sorry to hear about your Mini Cyclone.

If she was gonna offer you a steak knife, it could at least be one of these.
 
Thomas W said:
Check mom's purse, she was trying to throw you off the scent.
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the viper clearly stole it while you were fixing her flat... just be glad she didn't also stick it in your back.

Well, not literally, that is ;) I'm sure you have plenty of jabs behind your back
 
I'd go right out and buy another one, and say nothing. LOL That'll show em! :grumpy::mad::D
 
Sorry for your loss, that really sucks. I can relate, as I have two Kershaws that have been MIA for about six months now; a Random Task, and a Black Leek.

Hey! Comin' to think of it, I haven't torn off the bottom of our sofas to look for my missing knives! Now to get my Wife out of the house. More to follow...

As far as Mother in Laws go, I must have won the Lottery; mine's a sweetheart.
 
I'm not that mad at MIL thats just her way but DAMN! At least I have the 2 new Blurs my wife gave me for xmas to help ease the pain. I'm gonna have to wait for another gun show before I can replace my mini,maybe I'll get the zdp this time.
 
Miracles do happen! Shortly after leaving the parking lot,turns out my wifes cousin went over to see if he could help his aunt(my MIL) out. We must have just left, he goes inside CVS for something comes out and finds my knife on the ground. Last night MIL was talking with her sister about how I went and changed tire and lost my knife when she says I wonder if the knife Jesse found is mine.Well Jesse says nah that can't be his knife so I get a call form Jesse and I tell him hold the knife directly under light now look at it,is it glowing? He replys in the most diasappointed voice ,yes.I had added a drop of super glow epoxy to the screw holes. Late last night my baby came home. I'm gonna have to get Jesse his own Kershaw now.:D
 
Last week my wife got another one of my knives confiscated by the TSA. She complained about how much trouble it caused HER and asked sort of accusingly how it could have gotten into her purse. I don't loan my wife the new or expensive knives, they tend to not come back. This one was an extensively worn Adventurer SAK.
 
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