I truly hate to do this but. . . .

John Hollister · Oct 13, 2001

. . . . after much searching, a picture has been located that doesn't make our most beloved Derek look like "Satan".

You may remember this shot of Derek taken by Dexter Ewing on his tour of EKI:

Or this picture from the Blade Show in Atlanta:

Friends of ours (who shall remain nameless

) were able to sneak a peek into Derek's office and got a shot of him hard at work for us. Personally, I think they captured a natural side of him.

Derek at work

John

2Sharp · Oct 13, 2001

Lol, here i wake up to this!

Seems to have been working hard there

Thanks for sharing John!

laserman 1 · Oct 13, 2001

Hey,Derek isn't sleeping! he's just contemplating the next EKI project

Don Rearic · Oct 13, 2001

That's not Derek, that's me last night when I feel asleep in Suspect Chat when everyone left or had phone calls.

Ken Cook · Oct 13, 2001

I GOTTA get me one o' them KNIFE JOBS!!!

Sniper308 · Oct 13, 2001

John:

Are you sure that's not Bladelaw at the bench!

See2 · Oct 13, 2001

See what happens when you get a civvie job, and start making the big bucks?

scott475 · Oct 13, 2001

So his head is not shaved, the hair has simply been worn away by the chair back!

RAYE · Oct 14, 2001

[DEREK] "....I thought I straightened out that ceiling tile?"

toothed · Oct 15, 2001

I think he's reading the mission briefing that is projected on the office ceiling.

Nonetheless, I want that job when Derek retires.

Arkham Drifter · Oct 15, 2001

I see that Derek is a practitioner of a time tested problem solving technique: Brainstorming. Best results when practiced with eyes closed in a quiet office space.

edmoses · Oct 15, 2001

Why is it that the only picture that Derek looks happy in is the one in the chair?

Regards,

Ed

Reed · Oct 15, 2001

Ed,
Don't you have teenagers? They only look happy when they are asleep.

That does look like fun,
Reed

scott475 · Oct 15, 2001

"I truly hate to do this but..."

John, that statement may be the worst lie I have ever heard, or read

RAYE · Oct 15, 2001

[John: while sitting alone eating another donut, chuckling to self]

"Ha, Ha, Ha...I got Derek...Heh,heh! "

malazo · Oct 15, 2001

I think the pressing question is:
Exactly what is in the bottle?

(I thought Ernie would run a tighter ship than that)
hic

John Hollister · Oct 16, 2001

Quote Scott475:
John, that statement may be the worst lie I have ever heard, or read

Quote Raye:
"Ha, Ha, Ha...I got Derek...Heh,heh! "

Why . . . what ever do you mean?

You . . . you think I got some sort of sick . . twisted . . enjoyment from my buddies pain?!?!

edmoses · Oct 16, 2001

Yes......

Ken Cook · Oct 16, 2001

It's all part of being a Usual Suspect...

"Forget your enemies, fear your buddies."

mgkrame · Oct 17, 2001

Are they hiring, I have the experience to handle that job!