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Good Evenining (say It That Way, You'll Giggle!) It Is I Vampire Gerbil.
Earlier This Morning, I Unscrewed The Top Of My Skull And With The Help Of Many Mirrors, A Leatherman Wave An 2 Kabars, I Was Investigating The BRANIAL Damage Caused By That Stroke I Had Last Year. Wel, I Musta Touched A Special BRAINIAL Spot Or Something, Cuz The Solution To The Killer Bee Problem Visualized Itself In My Head AS CLEAR AS CAMERON DIAZ'S PAP SCHMEAR. I Removed All Mirrors And Tool And Re-screwed The Top Of My Skull And Waddled Over Here To Spread The Word!!!
First, Go To A Neighbor's House, Say, One With A White Kid That Yells In A Blackanese Accent To His Homies Late At Night. Bring A Couple Of Cans Of Spray Paint And Invite Him For A Walk, Winking And Pointing To The Paint Cans At The Same Time. One He Gets Outside, Go Look For A Killer Bee hive With Your New Friend. When You Find One, Tell Him That Those Aren't Really Bees They're not killer bees but actually, Amazonion Tree Frogs That Make You Trip When You Lick Them. Now When You're Close Enough To The Killer Beehive Pick Up The Little SOB And Toss Him At The Hive. This Will Cause Te Bees To Furiously Attack Him With Their Poisonously Barbed Stingers, Killing Each Stinging Bee. If You Tossed Him Just Right You Shouda Got Him To Knck Down The Entire Hive. As He's Screaming For Homie-help, Tell Him To Reach Into The Hive For The Magical Honey And Eat It, and Try And Swallow Some Bees Along With The Honey So They Get Rid Of Their Deadly/killer Stingers In His Trachea Or Esophugus[sic]
That's less Killer Beehive Ya Dont Have To Worry About. Continue This Procedure Until All The Hives Are Gone Or You Run Outta Neighbors.
I Oughta Get A Nobel Peace Prize Outta This, Dontcha Think???
Stripping Taliban Woman That The Dogs Tree'd This Morning, So I Can Wear Protective Clothing, I Remain VampireGeniusgerbil
Earlier This Morning, I Unscrewed The Top Of My Skull And With The Help Of Many Mirrors, A Leatherman Wave An 2 Kabars, I Was Investigating The BRANIAL Damage Caused By That Stroke I Had Last Year. Wel, I Musta Touched A Special BRAINIAL Spot Or Something, Cuz The Solution To The Killer Bee Problem Visualized Itself In My Head AS CLEAR AS CAMERON DIAZ'S PAP SCHMEAR. I Removed All Mirrors And Tool And Re-screwed The Top Of My Skull And Waddled Over Here To Spread The Word!!!
First, Go To A Neighbor's House, Say, One With A White Kid That Yells In A Blackanese Accent To His Homies Late At Night. Bring A Couple Of Cans Of Spray Paint And Invite Him For A Walk, Winking And Pointing To The Paint Cans At The Same Time. One He Gets Outside, Go Look For A Killer Bee hive With Your New Friend. When You Find One, Tell Him That Those Aren't Really Bees They're not killer bees but actually, Amazonion Tree Frogs That Make You Trip When You Lick Them. Now When You're Close Enough To The Killer Beehive Pick Up The Little SOB And Toss Him At The Hive. This Will Cause Te Bees To Furiously Attack Him With Their Poisonously Barbed Stingers, Killing Each Stinging Bee. If You Tossed Him Just Right You Shouda Got Him To Knck Down The Entire Hive. As He's Screaming For Homie-help, Tell Him To Reach Into The Hive For The Magical Honey And Eat It, and Try And Swallow Some Bees Along With The Honey So They Get Rid Of Their Deadly/killer Stingers In His Trachea Or Esophugus[sic]
That's less Killer Beehive Ya Dont Have To Worry About. Continue This Procedure Until All The Hives Are Gone Or You Run Outta Neighbors.
I Oughta Get A Nobel Peace Prize Outta This, Dontcha Think???
Stripping Taliban Woman That The Dogs Tree'd This Morning, So I Can Wear Protective Clothing, I Remain VampireGeniusgerbil
