I want my boyfriend back!

aaronjayl

aaronjayl

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hello hogs, You have taken over his life and i want my boyfriend back!!!! he spends all free time now watching what you might post for coments and for sale... how do i break him.... lol

thanx, Carla
 
LOL...no she was giving me s$^% for making my usual rounds here and elsewhere. She was laughing saying she was gonna post saying she wanted me back, so I dared her to do so...LOL
 
There is no real or permanent cure, just treatment as done for most chronic conditions. A regular infusion of INFI will relieve symptoms temporarily and restore normal personality traits.

Stimuli such as the word Extravaganza or Fusion will invoke reoccurrences of the condition and initiate stress induced sessions of uncontrollable forum browsing and something called 'INFI euphoria".
 
Carla,
It's like this: as close to perfection as most men are, some of us do have, ummm... weaknesses. It has been my experience that men who have weaknesses with knives also have weaknesses with fine booze, Italian cars, and fast motorcycles. So the trick you see is to draw him away from one weakness with another. Now I don't know how strong the pork is with your BF, but I can pretty much assure you that if you got him a Ferrari, he would pretty much forget about Busse. If you went out and got him a Yamaha R1 street bike, he'd probably forget about Busse, but probably only for awhile. And if you went out and got him a few cases of his favorite booze, he'd surely come back to Busse eventually, but imagine the fun you could have playing with his ... ummm ... playing with his knife collection (yea, that's it...knife collection) while he was wasted. Really, it all comes down to how much you want him back.

If nothing else works, you could always taunt him with things like "You know, they say the size of a man's knife collection is inversly proportional to the size of his _______". :D :D :D

Good luck!
 
Thanks edge...LOL We'll see if that works. She's out playing with her daughter. She thought I used to spend a lot of time on the Nihonto sites, but now with the INFI bug, she's hoping she doesn't loose the battle :eek:
 
OH OH OH!!!! I just remember something! So the other night when she was getting steaks ready for the BBQ she was complaining about a crappy kitchen knife so I let her use my GW. "I love Busse!" Was heard throughout the house afterwards. Where's that love now??? :confused:
 
Aaron,

Tell Carla that you guys are going to make a little trip north to a friends house so that you can have a look at his INFI collection.
Once she see's my collection you can say, "see honey, I told you I only need a few more to complete my collection"
Hope this helps,

piglet
 
ok so ive done my homework just so i know what he is talking about when he uses words like swamp rat and infi...ive also tried to find him the knives he wants for his bday but thats pretty much impossible... no im not going to buy him a fast car or motorcycle from experience that just tends to backfire.. lol
But thanks for all your advice:)
 
Ms.Carla said:
ok so ive done my homework just so i know what he is talking about when he uses words like swamp rat and infi...ive also tried to find him the knives he wants for his bday but thats pretty much impossible... no im not going to buy him a fast car or motorcycle from experience that just tends to backfire.. lol
But thanks for all your advice:)
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Carla,

Welcome to the forum. :thumbup:
Just contact any of the forum members on here and we all will be glad to help you feed Aaron's INFI addiction.

piglet
 
Yeah Mulder, that might work except for the fact it'll take me a million years to track down all pieces that you have, not to mention having to break the news to her of how much it would all cost :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
CRIKIES!!! We have been infiltrated!!!! Hide the Hog porn and booze....put away those cigars......Now my wife is going to want in on this little coup d'etat!
 
You know what might save me for quite some time, how bout passing one of those SHSH's over here Mulder?!?! :D
 
im sorry i dont want to cause any trouble... i will say aaron has started to turn me on a little to knives i now carry one in my purse..lol
 
We could put him on the "NO INFI" list if you insist.

Few will sell to him, and special measures will be taken to block him from Extravaganzaaaas and BCS sales. There's only so much we can do about eBay and private sales, however.

You'll need to send me a bottle of JW Blue, however, to grease the wheels on this project. :D
 
aaronjayl said:
Yeah Mulder, that might work except for the fact it'll take me a million years to track down all pieces that you have, not to mention having to break the news to her of how much it would all cost :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Aaron,

It's a "tortise" and the "hare" thing.
The search is half the fun.

And as for cost just think of all the money you save not getting speeding tickets in your new Farrari.

piglet
 
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