I want one of these for Blade...

I ain't so sure they would let you in if they suspected you to carry a concealed chemical airborne weapon, lol....
 
Your natural one works just fine :)
 
I dunno. Speaking from experience at being an old fart, I'd say chances are you'd lose any chance of deference due to your advancing years and could well end up getting yourself stomped that much quicker by the herd. Releasing a twisted rubber band in a paper envelope might work, just as Garth is winding up for his toss. Gives a pretty fair imitation of a rattlesnake. Of course, pigs eat snakes so if your timing is off it might backfire on you. Probably your best bet is either get MikeH to proxy for you or bring a long-handled landing net.
 
I am pretty sure some people would move out of your way but there are some pretty determined Hogs out there!!!!
 
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