I wasnt going to mention this

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Ogre

I wasnt going to mention this - but sitting here at work - its all I can think about.

It wasn't a knife... I had bought a certain whip made from a certain cool metal company... my wife yesterday was playing with it and was asking about it... I was talking as I was walking past:
"Its a whip, South African origin..." *WHAP* "YYYEEEOOOOWWWW!!!! #!$!%$#!%@$#!!!!"

I thought I had been gun shot!
My wife screamed - she had not swung it hard at all - just a flick of the wrist.

Tonight - I am having a hard time sitting! I still have a welt the runs the width of my @ss. The bruising is said to be quite frightening in appearance.

Lesson Learnt:
1. A whip is a most effective weapon.
2. Dont let your wife have one.
3. Should it be used on you, and she feels guilty - this is a great time to either mention the new knife you ordered - or the one yo want to order... while she's applying an ICE PACK to your cheeks...
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I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some
moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away!

 
LOL!!!
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Sheesh man, sorry about that... couldn't help it..
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What kind of whip is that anyways? Hope it heals up real soon..
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Dan
 
A 54 Inch Sjambok from Cold Steel.
It was only 10 Bucks - impulse buy.
Now I am FEELING EVERY PULSE!


Its not so bad - NOW...



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I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some
moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away!

 
Ogre,
I've seen those advertised, but had wondered if they worked. Sounds like they work _real_ well!
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Berk
 
I`ve kept the medium length model hanging from the coat hook in my truck for a couple of years now.Thankfully,I`ve never needed it.I`d appreciate comments from any of the LEO`s out there as to what would be their reaction if they discovered a sjambok in someones vehicle.

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proud to be part of the problem
 
I found Sjambocks to be totally useless. Regular stick can do what they do...
 
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Ogre, buddy!
We feel your pain!
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Hope you heal fast!

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The individualist without strategy who takes opponents lightly will inevitably become the captive of others.


 
Would that be "butt stroaked"?

Sorry, I had to.

Take care,

Mike

PS Cold packs, 3X Tylenol, loose clothing (got a kilt?), and topical analgesic. Good luck.

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Hey Orge

Some people pay good money to have that done to them! Not me tho no way.....not unless I have my leather zipper mask on
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Ross T.
 
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Hmmmmm.
Ya would'na a thought a' Ogre would'da noticed now would'ya laddie???.
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Notice how many "had to's" this has already gotten?

It's a good thing you was walkin away Ogre.I shudder to think of what the consequences would have been otherwise.
I may have to have one of those.I have often wondered about them.
Thanks for the review.hehehehe.

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>>>>---¥vsa---->®
Cornbread ain't s'possed ta be sweet!....Dagnabit gurl,whut did they teach you way up north in ....;) hehehe.

 
LOL....
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Yvsa's right... thanks for the "review"... Now you can tell us where to get one at $10 bucks...
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Dan
 
Whips are fun but can be dangerous. I worked with a guy who lost his eye when he was a kid by flicking a whip the wrong way.

Just like knives, you gotta be careful with those puppies.



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Hoodoo

Cogita tute
 
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Hoodoo is also right."The whips can be dangerous."
I got a "Real Bullwhip" when I was 12.It was made of oiled rawhide and had a nice little soft "cracker" on the end.It was about a 7 foot whip.

The first time I tried to make it crack it damn near took my ear off.
I learned from that point on though and didn't get my ear to often after that.

Dan,I believe these ar the C.S. brand of Shambok(sp) I understand they were originally made from the soft part of a Rhineocerious oosic and were stretched from a tree with a weight until they were the proper length and thickness.They were then well oiled and it is said in the proper hands could take a man in two.

$10.00 for a plastic one doesn't sound too bad given Ogres experience.

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>>>>---¥vsa---->®
Cornbread ain't s'possed ta be sweet!....Dagnabit gurl,whut did they teach you way up north in ....;) hehehe.

 
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