I Were Visited By The Ringknife Fairy...who The Vulcan Heck Is It?

Vampire Gerbil

Vampire Gerbil

Gone, but not forgotten. RIP Dave
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GOOD HELLO! IT IS ME, THE DAMAGED ONE!!!!
EXCUSE ME WHILE I REMOVE THIS BLADE FROM MY EYE...
DAGNABBIT!! TRYIN' TO SAVE MONEY GETTIN' THE LASIK SURGERY CAN BE PAINFUL, NOT TO MENTION A WASTE OF TIME (AND AN EYEBALL!)
ANYHOO!!!
I WAS SITTIN' IN MY LITTLE LIVING(DYING?? ROOM THE OTHER DAY WHEN I HEARS A SOFT KNUCKLERAPNG AT ME FRONT DOOR. I SAY "'C'MON IN" HOPING IT WAS A FREE SAMPLE PROMOTION FROM A NEW WHOREHOUSE THAT OPENED NEXT DOOR OR SOMETHING, BUT IT WAS MORE DANGEROUSER. IT WAS A LADY MAILMAN... SHE HAD BOOBS AND A FUN "INNIE" WHERE A MAILMAN'S GROWPENSCHTUCKER OUGHTA BE.. AND STUFF! WELL THE "SAMPLE SHE HAD TO OFFER WAS A SMALL BOX, NO NOT THAT KIND .. (dammit) it was a small box that someone mailed at me i couuldn't read the return address since me or one of the other animals had ated (EATED?)me readin specs so i listened to the box for any spooky ticking noies, finding none, i opened the box with my teeths.... inside was a really niftly little folder KKNIFEE with sambar(?) stag handlesz after finaggling with it for a while i managed to get it opened and it sayeth "BFC 2006" ON THE MAIN BLADE. AFTR RACKING ME BRAIN FOR A DAY AND RECIEVINGETH A CALL FROM TOTALLY JUDY, I FIGURED OUT IT CAME FROM HERE, SO THAT NARROWED THINGS DOWN TO ONE IN 80,000 SOMETHING POSSIBLE MAILERPEOPLES.
SO AFTER PRACTICING MANY STRATEGIC AND TACTICALLY ARROUSING OPENING TECHNIQUES FOLLOWED BY THE INEVITABLE TACICAL SUTURES, I DECIDED TO SHOW UP HER AND ASK, "WHO THE HELL SENDED IT??", ALSO, THEY OWE THE http://www.ruralhealthmgmt.com/Desert%20View.htmPAHRUMP HOPSICLE MONEY FOR SUTURING CHARGES
oh, if that link don't work it's cuz my eyelida been stitche shut... that ain't too bad considering the fact that the only sex partners i'm likely to ever have would need for me to be blind for me to get the blood to the right spots.
NOW THEN,WHO SENT ME THIS WICKED TOOL OF DESTRUCTION THAT'S CALLED THE BFC 2006 RINGKNIFE OF DEATH?
WHO?
WHO???
WHO?
PLEASE, TELL ME?
 
I think the Ringknife Fairy must live in Traditional Folders and Fixed Blades so I'll move this thread there. :)

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Bastid....AKA Gus Kalanzis, Goat Herding Specialist and real softy for a vampire gerbil numbed Dave.

Good to see you using the computers. Are you keeping yer house clean?

Besides lacerating yourself uncontrollably, the important question is...do you like the knife?

Best Regards,

STeven Garsson
 
wha wha what!!!
it weren't sent by a shy lady??
and i was sooo hopin' it was a broad? since i'm all respectful of yhat kinda sex and whatnot.

giggling girlishly, i remain ( forever wondering if any of my friggin' posts are gonna stay in the place i originally posted 'em at)
me and vg
thanks for the hint Kohai!
and yeah i liked it!!!
:-)
 
Yep, definitely Gus.

Welcome to The Fellowship of the Ring(knife).

Sorry, I couldn't help it.
 
VG, it had to be Gus, all by himself. We all kicked in the get Spark #1 of this knife, but he didn't take any collection for yours. I think most everyone would have wanted you to have one, but it's a gift from Gus.

There's two threads you need to check in with your Ring Knife;

First,
Post here when you get your BFC 2006 CS ring knife.

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=449806

BFC Ring Knife registry

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=450376

Up by the ring on the blade end there's a serial #, make a note of it and add it to those threads.

BTW, now that you have a nail file how about giving your claws a manicure.
 
VG.

Bastid did some things you may not know about a while back to try and help, but not this time. Beyond that my lips are sealed :D.

But much respect to the good soul who wanted to send you the knife. ;)
 
I know who it is...... I know who it is..... I know who it is.....

Because I, TOTALLY JUDY, gave the mailsender your current mail receiving address.

But it ain't Gus. Gus knows who the sender is, but I don't think he's gonna spill the beans, either. And I just finished telling you over the phone that it wasn't from Gus.

The sender told me something to the effect that she/he can send someone a knife if she/he wants to and it's nobodies business what she/he does with her/his stuff/knives. Or something like that.

Basically, I sort of got the impression that the sender wants to remain anonymous.

A Random Act of Kindness thingie?

However, if anyone feels strongly about sending knives anonymously, I'll be happy to provide you with MY mailing address! yuk yuk yuk.....:D

judy
 
PhilL said:
There's two threads you need to check in with your Ring Knife;

First,
Post here when you get your BFC 2006 CS ring knife.

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=449806

BFC Ring Knife registry

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=450376

Up by the ring on the blade end there's a serial #, make a note of it and add it to those threads.

BTW, now that you have a nail file how about giving your claws a manicure.
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I think we can assume that VG has received his knife! I have left Dave a message to register his knife - either by posting it in the Registry thread, of he can call me and I'll post it for him.

judy
 
It's a good day to be alive and breathing.

Or, what the heck, undead and not breathing.

Anonymous kindness is the very best kind. Someone's grown wise with the years, and not just gray.

It couldn't happen to a nicer gerbil.:D
 
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