Idiots and knives

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From today's New York Post:

TRAGIC THROWING 'ERROR'
By JOSEPH MOLLICA

Christine Rivano was stabbed in the throat on her 24th birthday when her boyfriend flung a five-inch hunting knife that plunged in to her neck.

Yesterday she emerged from an induced coma and life-saving surgery to scribble a note to police saying, "It was an accident."

The family of the Seaford, L.I., woman says the boyfriend's story of accidentally throwing the hunting knife was "strange," but police let the man go after questioning.

The 23-year-old boyfriend, whose name was not released, told cops he and Rivano were throwing sticks for his dog to retrieve in Massapequa on Wednesday afternoon when he decided to take out a knife and throw that instead.

The blade lodged in Rivano's throat. Her boyfriend called for help and stayed at her side, sobbing.

Police had been unable to ask her how she was injured — until yesterday.

That's when Rivano was taken out of a chemically induced coma following a life-saving transfusion and surgery to patch up her gashed windpipe and esophagus, her family said.

"They had to chemically paralyze her in order to give the body time to react to the surgery and to start the healing process," the victim's stepmother, Linda Rivano, said outside her home in Seaford.

She called the accident "kind of strange."

"We were told they were tossing a stick at the dog and that he took this knife out and tossed the knife and apparently the loop on the knife lodged on his finger and it hit her by accident," said Linda. "I don't understand, with the severity of the damage, how that's possible. Yesterday was her birthday. Not a good birthday present."

Both the victim and her boyfriend are out of work, Linda said.

"We only met him once. I know that he's not working at this point, either. Misery loves company."

Carol Lee, the victim's biological mom, said she believes the incident was an accident. She recounted how she confronted her daughter's boyfriend.

"I asked him what possessed him to take the knife out and he just stood there," Lee said.

"He said, 'I don't know where to begin.' He was very upset about it. He was hysterical."

Shocked commuters at the Massapequa LIRR station said they saw Christine running toward them for help with her hands clutching her throat.

The victim's dad, Glenn Rivano, was also skeptical of the version of events coming from the boyfriend, whom she had been dating for two years.

"It's kind of hard to buy that the knife went flying through the air and hit her. It's conceivable but the fact that he stuck around, I guess, makes it better," Glenn said.

"I've heard he can be a little peculiar but I think this is extreme.

"Honestly, it's more likely that he could be doing something as irresponsible as tossing a knife in public like that, rather than attacking her," he said.

"I have friends who have collected knives, too, but you don't toss them like that, especially with somebody standing nearby," Glenn added.

The distraught dad said police asked the boyfriend, "When you threw the knife, what did you expect the dog to do?"

"The details of this story are really murky right now," said Nassau Detective Lt. Kevin Smith.

The boyfriend "has his side but, obviously, we haven't been able to speak to her. It remains somewhat of a mystery."
 
Idiots shouldn't handle guns, knives, flammable liquids or explosive devices, nor should they drive automobiles. But, by definition, they're idiots, so they just don't know any better.
 
It does sound like an accident. I don't think even an idiot criminal would stab someone in a public place, then stick around trying to help. And it does sound plausible - someone throwing a knife in the park, the knife somehow hangs up in his fingers, the knife flies sideways and injures someone.

Wonder how their relationship is since the 'incident'?

-Bob
 
maybe it wasnt an accident but maybe hes just to much of an idiot to know that your supposed to run as far and as fast as possible after you STAB YOUR GIRLDFRINED IN THE THROAT.
 
The first step is admitting it. I got one of those bottleflys (http://www.newgraham.com/butterfly.htm) not too long ago and the thing sqeaked real loud. I put some White Lightning Wax Lube on it to quiet it down. A few minutes later, I decided to show my fiance an arial trick I had just learned. I guess I didn't wipe the handles down well enough because it was really slippery, not to mention I am not the most experienced balisong manipulator. I'm sure you guessed by now that I lost control of the bottlefly and it hit her in the head. Boy was she pissed :mad: I'm just glad it wasn't a real blade :rolleyes:

She forgave me eventually. The wedding is still on. But she still jumps every time she hears a squeak.
 
The newspaper here had a picture of the knife. I was not made in the US. It was not a knife designed for throwing. It was one of those knife styles with all sorts of futuristic doo-dads on it, not too distant from a fantasy-style knife. It was large and somewhat bowie-like. I think I read in the paper that the large pinkie catch caught on his pinkie as it was thrown and redirected the knife in the wrong direction. Numbskull. Both of them were very lucky.
 
I think that after she heals well-enough, that she should get a tomahawk, and toss it at his head a few times, 'till she can get IT to stick.
 
Keith Montgomery said:
That guy makes George W. look like a freakin' genius! :rolleyes:
Now, wait a minute here...Not even a flat rock would make George W. look like a freakin' genius!.:D.:D.
 
There are plenty of idiots.

I heard of a man serving time for assault with a deadly weapon. He and his pal got drunk and decided to test a "bullet-proof" verst.

So his friend put on the vest, and the other guy leveled a 30-30 at a range of about three feet and fired. The friend got paralysed for life.
 
Boink said:
George IS TOO smarter than a flat rock!

Yeah, its those complicated round ones that are always making him look bad.

That or pretzels.... (Gilligan's down, Gilligan's down) poor secret service

LOL
 
glockman99 said:
Now, wait a minute here...Not even a flat rock would make George W. look like a freakin' genius!.:D.:D.

But a flat rock might almost be as unelectable as a democrat...
 
wow, this happend not to far from me

gotta be careful, even when showing someone your knife, a friend dropped my new knife :mad:

lucky for him, there was no damage
 
Don't tell me you voted for that freakin' idiot Kerry???? :eek: :barf:
Yeah, W may not come off as the sharpest knife in the drawer, (notice the blade content :D ) but he's far better than ol' Horseface.

Mongo

(p.s., sorry for the thread drift)
 
There is a funny scene in the new Stephen Chow "Kung Fu Hustle," the main guy throws a knife at his would- be victim, the knife hits a beam above him and bounces back in to his arm :)
 
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