If Batman existed, would he use Kydex?

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You know, I don't even know if the is the right forum, as I've seen many a locked (and presumably, moved) thread lately. In any case, as we approach Halloween, one gets to thinking about all the silly costumes kids will wear to obtain the glucose-overloaded, cavity-inducing, hyperactivity morsels that we craved (and maybe still do) as children. Then you get around to thinking of all the parties that adults have, and you wonder, "Man, that guy's Darth Vader suit looks REAL. I wonder where he got the stuff to make it?"
In keeping w/ this "inner child" spirit so typical of the Halloween season, and blending it w/ our own admitted obsession w/ cutlery and its related accessories I ask you this: If Batman really existed or better yet, if YOU were Batman, would you use Kydex to holster all your gadgets? Would you purchase from Bladerigger, maybe set up an account that allowed all your designs to take priority at Piorek's shop? Maybe get Chiro75 to make some custom sheaths for you (of course, after he found out your identity, you'd have to...deal w/ him. Smile, Chiro!) What kind of steel would you use for your weapons? What materials would your utility belt be made of? Keep in mind, you're Bruce Wayne, and no expense shall be spared. Do your own heat treating? Use the non-magnetic pheno-resin that Newt's NRG's made of? Buy paracord by the mile to braid your Bat-Grapple's? It's kind of a fun question, so let me hear your ideas, as I'm quite interested to hear them.
 
Batman, Schmatman!

Who cares about Batman. Let's talk about Catwoman and a kydex thong!!!
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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and knives excite me!!!
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Dave.

P.S. They're sure to lock this thread now.

 
Oooohh yeahh, I forgot about Catwoman. A Kydex thong? Kinda itchy, no? I was thinking maybe a leather one like my girlfr...nevermind.
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Stilletto heels w/ the stillettos made from 440V? I guess some guys like it rough, and kinky like that, huh? Uncle Bill, are YOU the Batman? Don't those tights get a bit restrictive after a few hours of fighting crime?
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Oooohh yeahh, I forgot about Catwoman. A Kydex thong? Kinda itchy, no? And just how the hell would you mold it properly? Ouch! I was thinking maybe a leather one like my girlfr...nevermind.
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Stilletto heels w/ the stillettos made from 440V? I guess some guys like it rough, and kinky like that, huh? Uncle Bill, are YOU the Batman? Don't those tights get a bit restrictive after a few hours of fighting crime?
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I'll see you guys in Community soon, I think!

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Note that *I* can't transfer it there...

Jim March
 
Holy guana droppings Jim, what do you mean you don't have the Power? Shades of forum administrators, what's this place coming to?
 
what do you mean IF..have you no imagination, no faith....and besides..why would he bother with some flimsy plastic when he has that bullet proof stuff that his body armor is made of.....batdex.....or is that badtex...or is it badpress....

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Kydex? Naw, he'd use some kind of kevlar/rubber stuff with embossed nipples.
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Back when I was crimefighting, I used kydex for restraints, sheaths, holsters, masks, all kinds of neat stuff. Batman, OTOH, would invent his own much cooler stuff.

See ya in Community!
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"It is not criminals who enter schools and shoot children . . ."
--Ann Pearston, British gun control apologist and Moron
 
Uses? Who do you think invented the stuff? Why do you think Bruce Wayne is so rich, anyway? Most of our modern technology is trickled down from the ongoing battle between the forces of good and evil. It is only the occational Evil Genius that markets his wares directly to the public, like Bill Gates.

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I'm with fellow moderator Jim March
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! So to Community this goes...please continue there
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-=[Bob]=-
 
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