If I leave now, I know Uncle Bill will post his specials... :)

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I've been circling ready to feed for the last two days but I have errands to run and I just know if I leave now Uncle Bill will post his specials ;)

Someone save a BDC for me :D
 
Yup...yer right...it will. Last feeding frenzy took place after days of haunting the computer, during the FIFTEEN MINUTES it took me to drive my son to school and get back home. :D

Then last weekend? I had been LIVING at the computer...my wife was starting to chew my a$$ up one side and down the other for not getting anything done, then when I decide to do just a couple quick chores I came back an hour later...BAM!! nuthin' but metal filings and wood splinters left floating in the water...

I FINALLY scored a Sarge earlier this week, might have gotten a Kerambit too, if'n my freakin' hotmail hadn't failed me...

Now I've become desperate enough to have a premade form letter prepared

Subject: UBBB (date left open)

Hi Uncle Bill, I'm interested in the ___________advertised under UBBB's

my name is Mike_______, I'll be paying with a money order, and the address is.....

Hope you have better luck than I've had! :D
 
Um...you didn't have an email on the ready before this?

In several web email sites?

:confused:


Doh! a guppy in the shark tank! ;)


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It's Ok, you can leave. We'll hold your place in line.

suuure, we'll hold your place in line... you can trust us....
 
Hehe Bamboo, thanks :p

Looks like I didn't miss anything. Hopefully Uncle Bill is taking a much deserved down day :cool:
 
Rules to Shark By:

1. NEVER leave the house.

2. NEVER leave your computer.

3. KEEP hitting "refresh" in the HI forum

4. PEE into mason jars so you won't have to get up to use the bathroom

5. TELL everyone to "buzz off" if they dare to speak to you...it's too risky to talk to anyone as you are liable to get distracted.

6. PRACTICE sending emails in under .25 seconds.
 
hehehe... .25 seconds

Ya need *broadband* ;)

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When I saw this thread I was for a moment tempted to create a fake account, something under a name like "Bill Maitino", start a "special" thread, and then put "Gottcha!" in there. Later last night I had a beer for not doing it :)
 
Good man...

But it *would* have been funny!

In a sad, sick sort of way ;)

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Yes, Nasty, it would be funny. But apparently, some things are sacred even for cynical myself :rolleyes:
 
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