If My Body Were A Car

I took one of those "actual age" test thingys, I have the body of an unhealthy 70 year old. I'm only 39 :( I tell people it's not the years, it's the milage, I don't have many complaints though, I've led an interesting life and now really enjoy the small things and time at home with the family.
 
upon first glance, I thought the title of this thread was "If My Body Were In A Car", so I guess it could be worse:p especially if your body was in the trunk:eek:
 
I would be rusty in the wheel wells, leaking oil from the tranny and engine, with a cloud of blue smoke each time I accellerate. No exhaust system left at all, just running off the headers.

It starts and runs, good enough for me.
 
James_Terrio said:
You got that right. I blame it on the rock'n'roll...
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Yeah that too.... working in bars and touring with a band as security.... everyone forgets to tell you the really cool stuff like how band members will call you at 5 am because someone's boyfriend/fiance/husband is outside their hotel room door. How cool it is when drunk people in the front row puke on you when they try to climb the fence between the pit and the stage. How cool everyone is in a bar and how many friends you have late at night, especially after you choke slam some idiot. Oh yeah... being deposed and/or someone attempting to sue you or the bar at least once a year.

One of the coolest bands ever... Mother's Finest. They were touring through Alabama and I worked for them at a local concert venue. Towards the end of the night while they were loading out I had a fine, fine, fine lady really hinting how she'd like to be friendlier but the band took forever to load out and the girl leaves. The lead singer walks up to me wearing all that spandex and a mink coat, gives me a big kiss and tells me, "Honey, I'm sorry about that, now I can't help you with the p@$!# but this will help a little bit." She had the roadies bring out a case of beer on ice. Really cool gesture.
 
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