If Santa Brings You a Plastic Knife...

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... run for your life!!! An enlightening public service announcement regarding the sinister monstrosity pictured below.
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A "cutting fruit" toy set, which is on the World Against Toys Causing Harm, or W.A.T.C.H., list of worst toys for the holiday season, rests on a table before a news conference, Tuesday, Nov. 13, 2018, at a hospital in Boston. The Massachusetts-based consumer safety group says the toy set contains a hard plastic knife that can potentially cause puncture wounds.
 
Took me a minute to figure out what end was the handle and what side the blade was. Thanks for public service announcement I stick with getting kids lawn darts, blow guns, and bow and arrows. You know more kid friendly stuff.

On an interesting note I had access and used knives, darts, blowguns, and bow and arrows as a kid but never lawn darts.
 
Bob6794 said:
Took me a minute to figure out what end was the handle and what side the blade was. Thanks for public service announcement I stick with getting kids lawn darts, blow guns, and bow and arrows. You know more kid friendly stuff.

On an interesting note I had access and used knives, darts, blowguns, and bow and arrows as a kid but never lawn darts.
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I actually played with lawn darts. The real kind. They were fun.

I usually don’t care about these things because believe it or not, people are pretty sensible but this is just bizarre. You’re at greater risk of a puncture wound by stepping on a lego. Ask me how I know. ;)

Were their no toys that were actually harmful this year and this was the only thing they could find to “warn” people about to justify their existence? I’m cool with that. The more absurd they get the more irrelevant they become.
 
Seesteel said:
Massachusetts... I wonder why, Go figure! lol
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I'm a masshole and it's no mystery to me. This state is full of NOTHING but Libtards trying to save us from ourselves by taking our guns away and constantly trying to remind us of how much better and smarter than us they are. Last I checked we have some of the strictest gun laws in the country and as for them being smart! well all I know is construction is booming, everyone in the trades are working with job opportunities at a ten year high and my 401K has never performed better yet all you hear on the daily news is our state politicians badmouthing Trump instead of doing the job that were elected for. The plastic knife thing is only the tip of the iceberg but don't get me started:mad:
 
Night Rider said:
I'm a masshole and it's no mystery to me. This state is full of NOTHING but Libtards trying to save us from ourselves by taking our guns away and constantly trying to remind us of how much better and smarter than us they are. Last I checked we have some of the strictest gun laws in the country and as for them being smart! well all I know is construction is booming, everyone in the trades are working with job opportunities at a ten year high and my 401K has never performed better yet all you hear on the daily news is our state politicians badmouthing Trump instead of doing the job that were elected for. The plastic knife thing is only the tip of the iceberg but don't get me started:mad:
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IBTL.
Take your politics elsewhere.
 
Bob6794 said:
Took me a minute to figure out what end was the handle and what side the blade was. Thanks for public service announcement I stick with getting kids lawn darts, blow guns, and bow and arrows. You know more kid friendly stuff.

On an interesting note I had access and used knives, darts, blowguns, and bow and arrows as a kid but never lawn darts.
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No lawn darts Bob? Man you missed out then. When I was a kid me and my friends would stand in a circle and toss one straight up in the air and stand there as long as you dared and the last one to jump out of the way was the winner:D ahh innocent childhood memories.
 
Night Rider said:
Nope i'm happy Right HERE Kbrasmodeler BTW if that's your Ken Doll in your avatar you should probably check it for Sharp edges before you play with it again.
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Thanks for the advice. Here's some for you: Politics isn't allowed outside of the Political subforum. Since you can't access said forum, you would do well to refrain from posting politics. If not, well, I hope you enjoy chicklets.
 
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