If the duck wasn't bad enough...

not2sharp

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It sounds like one of the dust bunnies is terrorizing the West coast

Jack rabbits attack walkers in Sonoma County; man bitten, woman forced to evade jack rabbit

Published 8:10 p.m. PST Friday, March 29, 2002
SANTA ROSA, Calif. (AP) - Sonoma County musician Doug Bowes will remember this Easter season as the one where he happened upon the Easter Bunny, and it attacked him.
Bowes was walking near his home at about 11 a.m. Wednesday when the attack occurred. A small, gray jack rabbit bounded toward him from a nearby fence.

"I thought, 'Gosh, this is somebody's pet,' " Bowes said. He put his hand down in a friendly gesture and the bunny lunged and bit him.

Bowes began to walk home, nursing a sore hand with broken skin, but the rabbit followed him. A short time later, a nearby neighbor had to retreat up a hill after another aggressive jack rabbit forced her back.

Bowes had to get rabies shots and faces five additional vaccinations, though area health officials say it would be rare if the animal had rabies.

"If it were (rabid) it would make history," said David Yong, director of laboratory services for the county public health division. No rabbit has tested positive for rabies in Sonoma County in the past 16 years, Yang said.

Stay alert and keep them khukuries sharp

n2s
 
Sheesh! First the mountain lions in California decide it's open season on long pig and now it's the Wabbits.

Any bunny that tries that over here in Nevada and lives to tell 'bout it is gonna have more holes in his ears than a teenage punkster has earrings.
 
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Hmmmphfff ...I always accessorize
 
ROTFLMAO:D:D

"what's he gonna do? Nibble me bum?!?" why yes indeedy he just might evidently:)

This isn't the first thread that's takin a Python-esque turn and won't be the last!:D
 
Yes, Rob, the thought of it made me soil my armor! ;) ;) nudge, nudge, say no MORE! Maybe The Cave of Kile Banor is in Sonoma.

( You know it is guarded by a most foul tempered rabbit with big pointy teeth....fft...fft...fft.... :D )

Question: Where were the strolling couples Khukuris? At home in their charger? Sheesh.

-Craig
 
Sheesh, I had thought about bringing back the "BEAR" thread, but this, this is pegging the Coolometer.
 
Originally posted by Finn
Sheesh, I had thought about bringing back the "BEAR" thread, but this, this is pegging the Coolometer.
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Zombies, Bears, and now we have Banzai Bunnies...Wabid Wabbits...Lascivious Lagomorpha.

Which blade style would be most suited to Bunnie Defense??:rolleyes:
 
I think Uncle should immediately contact Pala to inform him of the emergency and get Sanu started on designing a Wabit Whacker.

This is "Food of the Gods" stuff - scary.
I had been wondering why the big cats have been giving the "little bunnies" a wide berth.
 
Yeah, like some of the women I've known in my life, they are cute and cuddly until they turn on you.
 
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