If the SOG SEAL knife is so tuff why doesn't the POST MAN use it

Cobalt

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I mean, really. This has got to be the toughest job on the planet. Nnowing that one of your co-workers is most likely a mass murderer given the right circumstances. If you are in CA. you can't have a gun to protect yourself, so all that is left is the KNIFE. It takes a special breed of knife. It must deflect bullets, cut through gypsum board, wood doors, maybe metal doors, open letters and be able to penetrate both sides of a mail carry bag. This is no small order.

What knife can meet this?
 
When I got my Battle Mistress it fell out of the package upon delivery as the box had been mauled. I then showed it to the postman who was very impressed - is this enough for me to now call it an official "Post Man" knife?

-Cliff
 
Cobalt,
I want you to know that you are an evil man and that you are responsible for me spitting my coffee all over my 1 year old!

Jim
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Originally posted by Cobalt:
Nnowing that one of your co-workers is most likely a mass murderer given the right circumstances.

"One of your co-workers" ... Doesn't that sound uncannily like the anecdotal "one of my 'friends' ..."?

Cobalt, I noticed that you don't list your occupation
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BTW, what would happen if a "co-worker" or "friend" went "postal" w/a Battle Mistress?

Appreciating my postman who only rings once,
Glen

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Thank me -- my posts make yours sound smarter.
 
Hey, If I "POST" a reply to this thread, does that make me a POST-man? I mean, heck, I even ate a POST cereal this morning, and since I'm at work, I'm actually at my POST! My God! I think I'M going Postal!!


Velitrius- dumb as a post. (so the missus sez)
 
Hunter, you could sue me in CA for that.

Cliff, why didn't you rap the post man on the head with the spine of the blade.

Velitrius, I would go postal just trying to pronounce your name.

Storyville, can you cover my shift tomorrow, thanks bud, I owe you one.
 
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