If victorinox made a cell phone...

They have to make more than one model, to satisfy different people's needs and preferences....
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The "Swiss Army Phone" already exists; it's called the iPhone. Right now, mine can solve complex systems of linear equations, suggest a perfect wine to go with your dinner, measure the force of your punch, tell you how long to grill a steak, check your stock portfolio, forecast the weather and show you real-time weather radar, get you the latest news, check traffic conditions including allowing you to view real-time video of key routes and intersections, find the nearest bar and/or happy hour, measure the inclination of a surface, the local magnetic fields, and even the distance to a wall or other large object, the pressure of sound in the room, the sectrum of sound in the room, the key of the song that's playing, it will locate you on a map, get you road directions to anywhere you want to go, locate the nearest or the best Italian (or any other style) restaurant, get you the latest news from all over the world, download and play just about any piece of music you can want, show you millions of videos, let you listen to streaming "radio", point you in compass directions, take a picture of video and edit them and send them to others or display or project them on larger monitors or projectors, record audio and edit and send it, access the web with all of its resources, check airline schedules in real-time, organize your schedule and your address book, keep notes on whatever, take a picture of a paper document and convert it into an electronically-editable document, draw a picture, conduct the Los Angeles Philharmonic Orchestra, send and receive text and mulitimedia instant messages and e-mail, make and receive phone calls, and -- most important of all -- read and post on bladeforums which I'm doing right now.
 
Gollnick said:
The "Swiss Army Phone" already exists; it's called the iPhone. Right now, mine can solve complex systems of linear equations, suggest a perfect wine to go with your dinner, measure the force of your punch, tell you how long to grill a steak, check your stock portfolio, forecast the weather and show you real-time weather radar, get you the latest news, check traffic conditions including allowing you to view real-time video of key routes and intersections, find the nearest bar and/or happy hour, measure the inclination of a surface, the local magnetic fields, and even the distance to a wall or other large object, the pressure of sound in the room, the sectrum of sound in the room, the key of the song that's playing, it will locate you on a map, get you road directions to anywhere you want to go, locate the nearest or the best Italian (or any other style) restaurant, get you the latest news from all over the world, download and play just about any piece of music you can want, show you millions of videos, let you listen to streaming "radio", point you in compass directions, take a picture of video and edit them and send them to others or display or project them on larger monitors or projectors, record audio and edit and send it, access the web with all of its resources, check airline schedules in real-time, organize your schedule and your address book, keep notes on whatever, take a picture of a paper document and convert it into an electronically-editable document, draw a picture, conduct the Los Angeles Philharmonic Orchestra, send and receive text and mulitimedia instant messages and e-mail, make and receive phone calls, and -- most important of all -- read and post on bladeforums which I'm doing right now.
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Yes, but does it have a bottle opener? :p

- Mark
 
Gollnick said:
The "Swiss Army Phone" already exists; it's called the iPhone.
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The only thing it doesn't do well is "make and receive phone calls."

In that way it is similar to the SAK: You carry it for all the other things you do, but if you are serious you carry another knife for cutting.
 
Ha Ha very funny Esav, I like the part where the guy blows up-----very very funny
 
Mark J said:
Yes, but does it have a bottle opener? :p

- Mark
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That's what you use a waved knife for. Emersons take a bit of practice, but a waved Endura works reliably.
 
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