If you had to sell them all...

[Guyon]

Well, my wife saw Pietrzakp's post and now I have to sell all my INFI.

Which ones should I sell first? Which ones should I hold onto the longest?

AND WHICH ONES WILL THEY PRY
FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS??? *

*Answer: all of them

 

[Schuey2002]

Well, that should be obvious. Sell the cheese first. :thumbup:

 

[Guyon]

No way. That's D2 cheese. (D2 fillet knife too.)

'Scuse me now while I go bury my knives in PVC vaults in my back yard.

Warning to sneaky HOGS with shovels: I keep a variety of ammo handy for the 12 gauge. Longish range? No problem with a rifled slug.

 

[Guyon]

Crap. What if the HOGS tunnel in from the neighbor's yard?

Going to have to abort and rethink my hiding tactics.

 

[KnifeAddictAK]

Well, my wife saw Pietrzakp's post and now I have to sell all my INFI.

Which ones should I sell first? Which ones should I hold onto the longest?[/IMG]

Sell your wife. The busse's and swamprats will never age, will retain their value, always be sought after and won't get jealous if you fondle another one.

 

[Tony G]

I say sell the two or three most valuable ones and use the money for a good divorce lawyer.

Or just find yourself a HOT 20 year old and let her pay for the divorce lawyer.:thumbup: :thumbup:

Edit - "her" as in your soon to be X

 

[Schuey2002]

There aren't any hot 20 yr. olds around here, let alone one that can afford to pay for a divorce lawyer.... :yawn:

 

[thatmguy]

Sit her down and explain the financial investment aspect of the items.

Show her completed EPrey sales, then show the original MSRP on them.

Explain that buying these at primary market is like buying Microsoft at IPO....:thumbup:

 

[Cobalt]

just tell her that if she mentions sale again, she will fall prey to the Dutch Oven

 

[meknifemanyoudinner]

Sell your wife. The busse's and swamprats will never age, will retain their value, always be sought after and won't get jealous if you fondle another one.

LOL that made me

 

[Guyon]

Ahhh, I'm just yanking Pietrzakp's chain a little.

Really, my wife just shakes her head and grins when I mention Busse knives. Or hot 20-year-olds.

Wait'll she sees the HOG FBM-LE. :thumbup:

Oh, and seriously, I'd never shoot a fellow Busse fan with a rifled slug, even if he was trying to dig up my INFI.

I'd just pepper him with some birdshot Cheney-style. I have a heart of gold. Really, I do.

 

[RedWolfHowlin]

At least now the wolf knows whose house to come blowin' on.....

Oh yea, forgot to mention that rumor has it about a certain wolf's ability to smell INFI for miles and miles.....

No worries for this animal..... wolves can dig up INFI no matter where it is buried!! :thumbup:
And are immune to all kinds of pepper spray!!
Whereas HOGS and PIGLETS have a difficult time with those hooves.

 

[Guyon]

And are immune to all kinds of pepper spray!!

You do realize that pepper spray and #8 birdshot are two different things, right?

 

[RedWolfHowlin]

You do realize that pepper spray and #8 birdshot are two different things, right?

No worries..... birdshot is only good for the BIRDS!!

Wolves are way too fast for it to hit them.....

And their skin is tougher than INFI