If you only had ONE knife

My girlfriend has gotten used to the idea of having a knife in every room. First, it started only in the bedroom. Then came the bathroom. It eventually spread and now I keep knives all over the place. I think I have a problem.
 
My fiance would be, but I told her it's either knives or guns, and knives for the most part are a lot cheaper :D
 
Only one knife in each room? I have a strong rule, never count my knives so I never have to lie to wify when she asks how many knives do I have. I last counted 55 some 5 years back. Wife likes knives and expects one to be at hand and sharp. One knife would not do the trick unless you don't include her having a Pentagon and a SAK.
 
If I only had one knife, she would think that I would have lost my mind........:D

She knows I'm beyond help.....and tolerates my habit....

CZ
 
The first thing she would notice is the two empty knife blocks on the kitchen counter top.
 
My fiance would be, but I told her it's either knives or guns, and knives for the most part are a lot cheaper :D

Never thought of that. I,m gonna try it the next time UPS stops at my house with another package.:thumbup:
 
In my case, no wife = no problem. My girlfriend would go into shock if I only had one knife on me, let alone only having one knife. I've got her carrying a couple at a time now. :D
 
i usually have 2 on me. i walked into my girlfriends place one time(and, like always, took my clothes off) and she giggled at my crkt sting in my boot, RAT RC-4 hanging in my mercharness, BM 615S in my front pocket, and a CRKT M16-13SF in my back pocket.
 
I need to try that. I have a gun in virtually every room. I guess it would be just as easy to match up a set but all the thinking about which knife goes with the Glock and what pairs best with the 1911. It's all too much to think about.
 
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