If you think hiking barefoot is crazy...

Where would I hang my.......... ahhhhhhh....... belt knife. I would at least have to wear a belt. That just conjured up a vision I wish I hadn't. Off to scrub my brain with Pine Sol. ;)
 
Dude. Watch out where you point those stereotypes :D

Why does my country breed weirdos? :eek:

The worst part about those nude hiking trails, beaches, swimming pools, whatever is that only gross people come there. I mean it would be fine if there were at least SOME hot babes, but somehow... *shudder*
 
maethor said:
Dude. Watch out where you point those stereotypes :D

Why does my country breed weirdos? :eek:

The worst part about those nude hiking trails, beaches, swimming pools, whatever is that only gross people come there. I mean it would be fine if there were at least SOME hot babes, but somehow... *shudder*
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Every country breeds wierdos, just different types of wierdos :D
I've seen naked hot babes on the beach at St. Tropez :eek::D
 
Hiking barefoot is absolutely ok. My feet are kinda soft and wimpy, so I never got around to doing it, but there's still time in my life for that :D But hiking naked because you find clothing impractical and think that hiking naked makes you come closer to nature is one big load of sh*t. The only thing hiking naked will get you closer to around here is 'skeetoes, ticks and thorns. Great.
 
I couldn't imagine hiking naked. Thorn bushes, posion ivy and sunburn in the nether region could not be fun. Not sure how the latin american and carribean natives like the Arawaks did it. Most cultures today at least wear some sort of covering.
 
maethor said:
Why does my country breed weirdos? :eek:
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Same reason why all other countries breed weirdos. Because we're no longer allowed to banish them from the village naked and with no tools just so we can see how far they'll get. Oddly enough, it appears that some Europeans are now voluntarily banishing themselves from the village naked and (presumably) with no tools. I wonder how far they can get ....
 
bulgron said:
Same reason why all other countries breed weirdos. Because we're no longer allowed to banish them from the village naked and with no tools just so we can see how far they'll get. Oddly enough, it appears that some Europeans are now voluntarily banishing themselves from the village naked and (presumably) with no tools. I wonder how far they can get ....
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hmmmm. im seeing a new gambling sport come about ;) place yer bets here! who will go farther in the woods? nudist 1 or the champion nudist 2!!!!
 
maethor said:
Dude. Watch out where you point those stereotypes :D

Why does my country breed weirdos? :eek:

The worst part about those nude hiking trails, beaches, swimming pools, whatever is that only gross people come there. I mean it would be fine if there were at least SOME hot babes, but somehow... *shudder*
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Hear, hear man. I used to live in Key West for a bit. Nude beaches sound like a great idea but the kind of people you wanna see there are never the kind of people you actually see there. Oh god the wrinkles.....
 
OK, the problem is - I've been to nude beaches in the Caribbean and nude bars in Key West - is that the people you WANT to see naked are rarely the ones you DO see naked. Not always, I have seen some hot French girls topless in St. Marten and etc. but the usual is some fat 50+ y.o. woman with tits sagging to her waist.
 
The horror they would suffer up here in the northwoods:eek:



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When you're out in the Mojave, or on the bottom of the Grand Canyon, or out on a stretch of Lake Powell, it's perfectly acceptable to loose the clothes. Even Colin Fletcher did it.

Of course it's a lot easier when you're all alone, and your shadow is the only thing remotely human looking you've seen in days.
 
Not a good idea in my part of the world.

Won't be too good for the government population program either.
 
Cascade_mtn's said:
Where would I hang my.......... ahhhhhhh....... belt knife. I would at least have to wear a belt. That just conjured up a vision I wish I hadn't. Off to scrub my brain with Pine Sol. ;)
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Iguess you would have to come up with a sheath for your um...dangler... NOT THE ONE!... your knife,,, habging around your neck, Oh Crap just forget it, bunch of dirty minded old people around here
 
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