If you won the powerball???

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I know what your thinking??? What knives would I buy and how many dammit? I know, I have also thought about this many times too, YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE!!! But......................... the question is not so...... what if you did win? But you could only buy one knife for everyone you know for a gift? YOU give ONE knife brand and model to everyone you know that would want one for a gift? WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE DAMMIT??????????? I know what I would give!
 
Delica 4 "wave" about the most useful and user friendly knife I can think of.
 
I know what your thinking??? What knives would I buy and how many dammit? I know, I have also thought about this many times too, YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE!!! But......................... the question is not so...... what if you did win? But you could only buy one knife for everyone you know for a gift? YOU give ONE knife brand and model to everyone you know that would want one for a gift? WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE DAMMIT??????????? I know what I would give!

Okay... What would you give then?

I would probably give them a Caly 3 or a BM 940
 
Probably wouldn't. But I'd recommend you give everyone a William Henry custom. Classy and not all that expensive.
 
I know what your thinking??? What knives would I buy and how many dammit? I know, I have also thought about this many times too, YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE!!! But......................... the question is not so...... what if you did win? But you could only buy one knife for everyone you know for a gift? YOU give ONE knife brand and model to everyone you know that would want one for a gift? WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE DAMMIT??????????? I know what I would give!

Personally I would disappear moving out of state were nobody knew me. ;)
 
How does this ->
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get you a knife?
You could polish it up nice and shiny though.
 
Nothing. Someone would cut themselves, and after the lawsuit I'd be just as broke as I am now.
 
I might get em a Sodbuster(case), or some cheap ass knife if I got them anything....but man o man would I have a GREAT time at Blade next year!!!
 
If I won the power ball. I would not give knives to all my friends, some would not know what to do with them. I would probably offer to treat Spark and his new bride to lunch....In Seki City Japan.:cool:

Then, in the finest Teppan Steak house there, as we dined, doning eye patches and parrots on our shoulders, I would look at my wife, and point at Spark, and tell her, "Honey, It is Spark's fault that I spend my free time on Blade Forums." That should do it for me.....:thumbup:

Then I might take a knife from the steak house as a memoir!
 
I would go and buy an expensive custom pig sticker, go on vacation for a pig hunt and stay in the most expensive hotels along the way and tavel first class.
 
Delaware Maid's and for really special friends Michael Price Bowies.
 
A complete set of top end Japenese kitchen knives and cleavers, for both myself and friends.

A "Klingon" sword of honor, and a two handed Claymore, both made from CPM M-4. :p

And one of those giant Edge-Pro type sharpeners that the guy at :
www.chefknivestogo.com sells :thumbup:
(the "Gizmo"??)
 
Most people I know wouldn't want a knife, they'd want a car.

"I got you a Sebenza."

"Ooo, is that a 2 door?"
 
For everyone else: Buck 505's, custom engraved.

For me: two of every U.S. Schrade Old Timer ever made.

thx - cpr
 
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