IG, JACOB McDONNBALD, AND BBBBEAVER

Stacy E. Apelt - Bladesmith

Stacy E. Apelt - Bladesmith

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Seems IG was working late in the smithy, and laid down on the floor for a nap. The forge was left running and the whole place caught fire and burned to the ground. When the medical examiner was called ,he couldn't identify the body (although it did have a melted beer can in its hand), so he called in Jacob McDonald and BBBBeaver to help identify their old buddy. Jacob looked at the charred corps and said, "Man thats gross, I can't tell if its IG or not. Turn him over." The coroner thought it was a strange request , but turned the body over. Jacob said, "Nope ,that's not him." The coroner then called in BBBBeaver. He looked at the BBQed body and said, "I don't rightly know? Turn him over." Now the coroner was getting curious. After he turned the body over, Beaver said, " Nope , that ain't him!" The coroner asked how he could tell so surely. BBBBeaver said," Hell, every time me, Jacob, and IG go into a bar some biker always says, "Hey ,its IG with his two assholes, this corpse only has one." :D
Stacy

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Darn, you can't edit the title line, sorry Jacob, fingers moving too fast.
 
bladsmth said:
Seems IG was working late in the smithy, and laid down on the floor for a nap. The forge was left running and the whole place caught fire and burned to the ground. When the medical examiner was called ,he couldn't identify the body (although it did have a melted beer can in its hand), so he called in Jacob McDonald and BBBBeaver to help identify their old buddy. Jacob looked at the charred corps and said, "Man thats gross, I can't tell if its IG or not. Turn him over." The coroner thought it was a strange request , but turned the body over. Jacob said, "Nope ,that's not him." The coroner then called in BBBBeaver. He looked at the BBQed body and said, "I don't rightly know? Turn him over." Now the coroner was getting curious. After he turned the body over, Beaver said, " Nope , that ain't him!" The coroner asked how he could tell so surely. BBBBeaver said," Hell, every time me, Jacob, and IG go into a bar some biker always says, "Hey ,its IG with his two assholes, this corpse only has one." :D
Stacy

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Darn, you can't edit the title line, sorry Jacob, fingers moving too fast.
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Now thats funny!!! You just ain't right. :jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::jerkit::eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
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