I'm a terrible piglet!

zenheretic

zenheretic

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I'll never grow into a proper Hog. I opened my gun safe the other day and noticed I had a Batac and Fat Battle Mistress that I forgot I had. A hog might have no regrets; but at he at least never forgets...unless he is drunk.

I also found a Batac in a pile on knives on my desk. I thought it was a Ratmandu at first. :rolleyes: I had to pull it out of its high tech cardboard sleeve and do a double take on the Company stamp.

I'm not sure how many Busse I have. :eek:

I'll never make a good hog. :o
 
You can still be a good Hog... just not an accountant:thumbup:


And I hope you have the sheath on all these knives laying around:D
 
Ah...yes... drunken browsing on the exchange forum can be hazardous to your paycheck. :D
 
Sounds like the problems of a HOG to me:D The cure is to beat the crap out of them so you don't forget you have them.;) Or send them to TL so he can keep track of them, I hear this is a popular option.:p

Helle
 
Wait a minute!! :eek: I thought true enlightenment was the special state entered when contemplating one's favorite Busses!! :eek: Could I have been mistaken in my study of the Way of the Pork??? :D

A girl needs a knife...
 
azshaman said:
Wait a minute!! :eek: I thought true enlightenment was the special state entered when contemplating one's favorite Busses!! :eek: Could I have been mistaken in my study of the Way of the Pork??? :D

A girl needs a knife...
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Well, that IS one of the early stages of enlightenment.

The next stage involves the rapt contemplation of the cunning acquisition of your NEXT Busse.

We don't talk about further stages. Not on an electronic forum. :o
 
zenheretic said:
I'll never grow into a proper Hog. I opened my gun safe the other day and noticed I had a Batac and Fat Battle Mistress that I forgot I had. A hog might have no regrets; but at he at least never forgets...unless he is drunk.

I also found a Batac in a pile on knives on my desk. I thought it was a Ratmandu at first. :rolleyes: I had to pull it out of its high tech cardboard sleeve and do a double take on the Company stamp.

I'm not sure how many Busse I have. :eek:

I'll never make a good hog. :o
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Not so, many times I have drug the herd out of the safe and found a few I completely forgot about.
 
All some of use need to do to get the new knife rush is look at the ones we forgot about:eek: This is why we drink... to kill those nasty brain cells that remember the knives.

Scotch and Vodka should save me $30,000 this year:cool: :thumbup:
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I have a hard time everytime I look at the exchange . I need so many more !
 
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