I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor

Rusty

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I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor;

I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor;

I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor;

And I don't like it very much.

Oh no, oh no, he's up to my toes, toes, toes.

Oh geez, oh geez, he's up to my knees, knees, knees.

Oh my, my, my he's up to my thigh, thigh, thigh.

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I think you see where it's going.

Our longest running thread to this point has been the "Khukuri for home defense" thread.
So what would be your khuk of choice for playing George of The Jungle up the Amazon River and hacking your way thru obstacles such as pirranha and a boa constrictor that has decided that you are lunch. Of course anyone who mistakes this for a serious question probably has enough emotional problems to belong in this forum.

Oh, P.S. light sabers are allowed as long as they are properly crooked, and traditionally made by the Nepali kami of your choice. Specifications are up to you. More rules can be added as we go along on my whim.

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Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to kill them.
 
Uncle Bill, I think a Mickey Finn with a dash of Viagra is in order.

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Harry
 
Rusty, try to get a grip -- it'll be OK. Just take your medication and call a friend to sit with you until it takes effect.
 
Oh fiddle, oh fiddle, he's up to my middle, up to my middle...


( Did I mention that my wife retired last September after 25 years spent teaching Kindergarten through 3rd grade? For those of you who can't stand the suspense, folksingers Peter, Paul and Mary put out an album of childrens songs called "Peter, Paul, and Mommy" which is also out on video. The "Boa Constrictor" song is the second cut on the second side. )

And remember me saying that I've been cleaning out the garage? The "Courtesy is Contagious" bumper sticker on the back window of my truck was getting pretty old, but I found three brand new ones, and my "NRA Endowment Member" decal. Cleaned the window and stuck the "NRA Endowment Member" decal on the left behind the driver's headrest, then the "Courtesy is Contagious" sticker right next to it, and finally wired the 1860 Light Cavalry Saber to the back of the driver's side headrest just high enough to place the guard right above the two stickers.

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Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to kill them.

[This message has been edited by Rusty (edited 05-19-2000).]
 
"Come quick, come quick! He's biting my...
Ummmm, never mind.

If we'er talking about real khukris, then I think I'd take the Gelbu Special.

If not, I'd take the Locke Heed khukri. It has the extra pouch on the scabbard which houses the choppr. This small instrument, when properly fixed to the blade, turns the khkuri into a Blackhawk helicopter with additional wet bar and stereo system. no one entering the jungles should be without one.

Tom
 
Well, as long as we're free to develop, what of the Loch Ness Khukuri. In addition to the tools fit behind the khuk in the scabbard, it has a sporran on the front and a unicorn ivory handle carved in the likeness of Nessie's head and chakma and karda of the same material.

Then there would be the Transylvanian khukuri with a blade of petrified wood for defense against vampires. Keep it well oiled with concentrated garlic oil, of course.

More models occur, but will have to sleep on them.

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Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to kill them.
 
I guess I would have to go with the McColack-Khukri with 2m chain. Able to make a dougout canoe in 30 seconds and open a snake from the inside like Tommy Lee Jones does an alien bug. Chakma and Charda extra.

Cheers,

ts
 
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