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idahoskunk

idahoskunk

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Dear Skunk, My name is Mark Nelson. I have a mere two pieces of INFI. I have tried many times but for the most part the hog have done what hogs do best. They have trampled and shouldered me away from all the wonderful INFI that is always flowing from the Busse ti...I mean Busse Combat. I hear that the best thing for a black eye caused by a cloven hoof is a piece of beautiful cold INFI.



;) :D
 
That's one mean prank there, Boss Hog. First you break into the guys place, deskunk him, then give away his INFI treasure. What did the skunk do to you?:eek:
 
Hey Bro! you know I'll take care of your INFI. Which of the other Hogs can you really trust? ;) I mean, will they go that extra mile with you to search out a forgotten cashe? Search for the 3rd place prize and ignore the top two? Never speak about that time.....Oops!! :embarrassed:

Give me a call when you've thanked everyone else for their submissions. :D ;)
 
April 1st is still a few weeks away, isn't it?

Confusion tactics have disoriented natives.

Path cleared for INFI bonanza. Awaiting "go" signal.
 
While not being of a generally selfish nature, a HOGgish person I am. I don't know about deserving, and I really just want what I can use. But a collection like yours is like the lottery, I just gotta buy a ticket. I have six kids, 3 boys and 3 girls, and I think that I would be able to make sure all had something comin' when I'm gone, if I had that much INFI. I would use some, but I would make sure the Queens had a nice warm home. I do like to educate my family with and about knives as tools and weapons and this would be the ultimate in having the means to that end. Anyhow, Thank You for this opportunity Skunk (if this is for real). Best of luck to you guys, may the best HOG win!;)
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ALright Boss Hog. First off, I would like to accept your collection but my house is not big enough. So what I will do if you give it to me is part it out among all of the hogs so everyone gets fair share. I would like to take them all, but I could re-shingle my roof with that much INFI.:eek:
 
That's why he's an Uber-Hog folks. He can give away all 2,356 pieces and not even feel the slightest remorse.

NO REGRETS my nuclear friend!!!

Think Ol' Skunker knows that he might just earn the very first "Atta-Hog" Award?

This act of benevolence might just put him over the top. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
 
I will go 1 better. Not being the selfish soul that I am I will send them all, yes all, to my cousin who is a Lt. Col. in the Special Forces for distribution to our men and women on active duty in places that are not to friendly. WTH, I will even send 1 of my own, even though I only own 3 right now.

Can anyone think of a better use for these?
 
i don't want to be 'hoggish' and take the whole lot, but if you want to send me just one, i'd love to see what infi is all about.
 
Skunk, here's all you need to know..

I don't have any INFI. I repeat I AM INFI-LESS!!!!
Please help out a poor wannabe-piglet.. I'll grovel. I'll beg... Heck, I'll get down on my knees and kiss those furry little paws of yours. Just tell me what I need to do to make you happy, and I'll do it.

(Uhmm, please don't ask me to wear any dresses and do pole dances in front of a bunch of drunken hogs! I draw the line at pole dances! LOL!)

*grovel, grovel*

ALL HAIL, Idahoskunk!!
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Schuey2002 said:
Skunk, here's all you need to know..

I don't have any INFI. I repeat I AM INFI-LESS!!!!
Please help out a poor wannabe-piglet.. I'll grovel. I'll beg... Heck, I'll get down on my knees and kiss those furry little paws of yours. Just tell me what I need to do to make you happy, and I'll do it.

(Uhmm, please don't ask me to wear any dresses and do pole dances in front of a bunch of drunken hogs! I draw the line at pole dances! LOL!)

*grovel, grovel*

ALL HAIL, Idahoskunk!!
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Dance for a nice knife? If you could find a dress that would fit me and a pole that would support me I would consider it. We are talking about INFI here. You don't want it bad enough:p .
 
Schuey2002 said:
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(Uhmm, please don't ask me to wear any dresses and do pole dances in front of a bunch of drunken hogs! I draw the line at pole dances! LOL!)

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I believe we have found a new task for those wishing to be inducted into the Hogs of the Round Trough. I can't wait for this year's B-B-Q. :D :D
 
Mark Nelson said:
Dance for a nice knife? If you could find a dress that would fit me and a pole that would support me I would consider it. We are talking about INFI here. You don't want it bad enough:p .
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Mark -- Sounds like your our kind of Hog!!!! ;) :D :eek:
 
Ok, ok! I'll dance.. I'll DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Please disregard my prior statement about not dancing. I was out of my mind when I said that. Hehehehe! :D)
 
Would it effect your decision any if I told you I had some photos of you stuffing envelopes in support for Hillary Rodham Clinton for the 2008 election.

:eek:

I don't want to have to post them but whats a Hog to do. :p

Now, thats my story. :cool:



Edit to add: This was my 1000 post. Woohoo!
 
Well, first off... Giving them to the front line troops is a commendable idea.

Shoot, Skunk, I'll save you the postage and drive up to your place to pick 'em up. They will soon be on their way to deserving Marines in dangerous places!

You can email me when you're ready for me to come up, Skunk :D
 
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