I'm Hungry!

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Colonoscopy tomorrow. Boiled egg and white toast for breakfast today, nothing but chicken broth, jello and popsicles ever since. I am quickly coming to hate chicken broth, jello, and popsicles.

However, if Kathy can get me back home and to my PC tomorrow before the antisthetic wears off, no telling how many Busses I might buy before I fully recover.
 
Good luck buddy, although I'm sure you won't need it.;)

I like your plan though, take a few extra pills, buy a few extra Busse's, and then blame it on the pills.

Brilliant!!!!!!!!!!
 
Hope all goes well, I think you will have to lay off of the INFI for awhile though............

;)
 
Incoming Top 10 list jsut for the occasion!!

Good luck man.

Hopefully your doc is like mine and knocks ya pretty much all the way out.

The worst part is that the nurses at mine are hotties. :(

Ack ack ack, how em-bar-askin... :eek:
 
I was just given the definition of "Colonoscopy" by another Hog (anonymous).

Mike, I am SOOOO sorry...get well and out of there ASAP!
 
Best sleep I've had in a while.

Everything o.k., according to the doc. Can't prove it by me, however. That's what Kathy told me he said. I sat there, nodded, asked questions, and now don't remember any of it.
 
MikeH said:
Colonoscopy tomorrow. Boiled egg and white toast for breakfast today, nothing but chicken broth, jello and popsicles ever since. I am quickly coming to hate chicken broth, jello, and popsicles.

However, if Kathy can get me back home and to my PC tomorrow before the antisthetic wears off, no telling how many Busses I might buy before I fully recover.
that's the shits man :eek:
 
MikeH said:
Can't prove it by me, however. That's what Kathy told me he said. I sat there, nodded, asked questions, and now don't remember any of it.

That is the part I hate also. I'd ask my wife questions, and she'd say "the doctor already told you that".

I think the doc's just like to messwith peoples heads. Probably ask their pin numbers... :eek:
 
I had a colonoscopy and endoscopy(scope down the throat) at the same time.....told the doc I better not wake up with a s***ty taste in my mouth! :eek: :D
 
I had one of those "combo's" a couple years ago.

I asked the doc "Hey, if you're gonna use the same scope for both, can I chose which end is first??".

The weird part of a colonoscopy is all the air they pump ya up with....woohoooo!!!!!!!!
 
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