Important Announcement

[dogman]

I invented the sharpened edge in one of my previous lifetimes (don't believe me? just ask Shirley MacClean). I have registered the patent in the honorable country of Bullcrapistan. From this date forward, any knifemaker or manufacturer that makes, sells, displays, draws, designs or imagines a knife with a sharpened edge must pay me royalties of one half of one thousandth of one percent of a melted jello pudding pop. Please refer all legal correspondence to my legal representation, William Jefferson Clinton esq.

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[Gus Kalanzis]

Sorry Bob, I do see the humor and I am laughing, but I do not think we need to start another thread.

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