In a stunning turn of events.........

poolhustler · Apr 26, 2013

............. local news in Chicago turned up two new 0560CBCF's were kidnapped and are being held hostage by local Mafioso.

Stay tuned for more information on this breaking news item.

KnottyEagle · Apr 26, 2013

Looks like someone has a little to much time on their hands lol.

daveb068 · Apr 27, 2013

Ransom demands???

poolhustler · Apr 27, 2013

daveb068 said:
Ransom demands???

From my confidential informants, I hear negotiations are under way and hopefully ransom demands can be met so these bad boys are in the mail tomorrow or Monday at the very latest.

Moxy · Apr 27, 2013

Lol, you're crazy.
One for each hand eh?

Gmrpnk21 · Apr 27, 2013

I will risk my life and "rescue" them...

9blades · Apr 27, 2013

Gmrpnk21 said:
I will risk my life and "rescue" them...

I'll help.

sticktodrum · Apr 27, 2013

Oh Russ, your whimsy knows no bounds.

poolhustler · Apr 27, 2013

sticktodrum said:
Oh Russ, your whimsy knows no bounds.

so true!

prelude92 · Apr 27, 2013

I will happily negotiate.

Gmrpnk21 · Apr 28, 2013

prelude92 said:
I will happily negotiate.

Sorry, 9blades and I are planning a rescue mission now. Scissors may be involved...

TotalDbag · Apr 28, 2013

Gmrpnk21 said:
Sorry, 9blades and I are planning a rescue mission now. Scissors may be involved...

WHAT!?!?!
WE'RE A KNIFE FORUM AND YOUR'RE GOING TO USE SCISSORS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Gmrpnk21 · Apr 28, 2013

TotalDbag said:
WHAT!?!?!
WE'RE A KNIFE FORUM AND YOUR'RE GOING TO USE SCISSORS!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

The scissors are made from two skylines..

sticktodrum · Apr 28, 2013

I like where this is going.

TotalDbag · Apr 28, 2013

Gmrpnk21 said:
The scissors are made from two skylines..

That's better.

chester22 · Apr 28, 2013

Kershaw, KAI and Shun make scissors so its quite alright.