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Dizwolf

Dizwolf

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So I'm going out camping with the girlfriend next week.

How in the hell do I pick a "sane" amount of sharp objects to pack?

Obviously the wetterlings and the lite machete are going. Then I never go three trees deep into the woods without my RC6. I just got a BK2 and a BRKT Aurora/Mikro Canadian and need to get those some belt time here....

My Junglas needs a good workout, and I hate leaving the 3 at home. I may need to "loan" her some so I can sneak them in the packing list that way.

I also need to get out more.
 
Easy, peasy. Tell her you wanted her to try out some of the different blades that you have, to see which one she likes. That way, you'll know what to get her for a present. Be sure and emphasize the present thing. Then, take as much as you want, just be sure to let her try them out. When you're all said and done, get her a pink Izula and a kit, and tell her its special, because it reminds you of her. Pretty and pink. Sharp as a razor, and full of many, many hidden charms.

See, problem solved. Dr. Moose is in tha house, next patient please.

Moose
 
moosez45 said:
Easy, peasy. Tell her you wanted her to try out some of the different blades that you have, to see which one she likes. That way, you'll know what to get her for a present. Be sure and emphasize the present thing. Then, take as much as you want, just be sure to let her try them out. When you're all said and done, get her a pink Izula and a kit, and tell her its special, because it reminds you of her. Pretty and pink. Sharp as a razor, and full of many, many hidden charms.

See, problem solved. Dr. Moose is in tha house, next patient please.

Moose
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You're quite the smooth operator there buddy :D
 
Simple. Say "Babe, your pack looks heavy, here let me take a couple things out of that...."

Take out a few small items and while she isn't looking drop half a dozen blades in there, which you will have previously stashed in the sleeve of your jacket. Profit.

Next question? :D

Honestly, I always end up packing a bunch of stuff I never use. I find if I take too much stuff I always go back to the old trusties and never use half the other ones I brought. If you're taking the Wetterlings and the Lite, the Junglas can stay home. To really test the BK2, Aurora and MC, you don't want the 3 and 6 there as competition because you'll start using them and forget about those Barkie things.

Wetterlings, Lite Machete, BK2 and the Barkies. Okay and throw in the 3 just in case all those other crappers give out on you. :D It doesn't weigh anything. Leave the 6 and Junglas at home. There g2g!
 
Be sure and mention that it's because of YOUR concern for HER safety that you insist SHE also carry one of the knives - "just in case..."
 
adaman04 said:
Simple. Say "Babe, your pack looks heavy, here let me take a couple things out of that...."

Take out a few small items and while she isn't looking drop half a dozen blades in there, which you will have previously stashed in the sleeve of your jacket. Profit.

Next question? :D
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Haha that reminds me of this guy:

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Moose's response is pretty solid in my opnion. It was pretty smooth response for such a shaggy guy. :D
 
Tell her I would no more go out in the woods w/o these blades than I would w/o you! S*** happens. From what I read you'd better not tell her that the .45 ACP is stashed under the front seat of the vehicle just in case though.

Be safe.

Dave
 
moosez45 said:
When you're all said and done, get her a pink Izula and a kit,
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I try to arm this girl as little as possible :)

stsparky said:
Get her a pink Izula and the knife she likes best on the trip.
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See above. I already lost one ESEE6 that way to her, and she's eyeing my 4.
I hadda buy her a Lite machete so I could keep mine. (there's no way I'm letting her borrow my barkies)

adaman04 said:
Wetterlings, Lite Machete, BK2 and the Barkies. Okay and throw in the 3 just in case all those other crappers give out on you. :D It doesn't weigh anything. Leave the 6 and Junglas at home. There g2g!
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Leave home....without my 6? surely you jest! Honestly I probably should.

condahaw said:
Tell her I would no more go out in the woods w/o these blades than I would w/o you! S*** happens. From what I read you'd better not tell her that the .45 ACP is stashed under the front seat of the vehicle just in case though.
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I tell her that, and She might go mug a doe with it.... hey free meat.

adaman04 said:
We had free massages at work today. Now I have a rash. Do you know someone named Lin-Ming?:D
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I do.... But he never mentioned that he knew you...
 
Leave the Wetterlings, BRKT, and the Becker.
That's only four knives (plus the Izula or three that will follow along, the inevitable array of SAK's, and a good multi tool).
 
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