Incompetent Retirement Planning Advisors

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MikeH

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I did everything they advised. Maxed out my 401k. Established a well-diversified portfolio. Even got lucky and qualified for a good buyout during my company's last forces reduction effort.

But they didn't even mention the Busse factor! My wife says, "Oh, well. We'll sure take some nice knives with us to the homeless shelter."

Wonder if I could sue?
 
Instead of taking them to the shelter I think there are plenty of your "friends" here that would be happy to hold onto some of your Busses for a while. obviously we would let you hold onto some of our cash :)
 
I'm trying to figure out how to be able to sell and still reap part of the value increases post sale.......

Will be a sticky contract....
 
Mike H,

Why retire when there's a job waiting for you here???? Admittedly, I'll have to raise all of our grinders by about 3 feet (MikeH is approx. 8' 7" tall ! ! ! !! :eek: ) but that's no problem. I'll just have to use a step ladder to grind my customs!!!!

Let me know if there's anything that we can do on this end,

Jerry
 
Yeah, I should seek a competent financial advisor as my lottery retirement plan is not going as well as I had hoped :mad:

Buying Busse's only reduces my likelyhood of my plan paying off as well!

It is sooooooo satisfying though :D
 
Jerry: Are you sure that you want a left-handed, myopic grinder? There could be designs and grinds the likes of which the world has never seen, and probably doesn't want to.
 
MikeH said:
Jerry: Are you sure that you want a left-handed, myopic grinder? There could be designs and grinds the likes of which the world has never seen, and probably doesn't want to.
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Think of the interesting variants. :eek:
 
MikeH said:
Jerry: Are you sure that you want a left-handed, myopic grinder? There could be designs and grinds the likes of which the world has never seen, and probably doesn't want to.
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Okay, okay, I'll pay you double!! :mad:

Man, I hate it when guys know how to negotiate better than I do!!!!

Jerry ;)
 
Jerry Busse said:
Okay, okay, I'll pay you double!! :mad:

Man, I hate it when guys know how to negotiate better than I do!!!!

Jerry ;)
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You need a busse distributor in Alaska??
I bet they would work wonders on Moose, Caribou, Muskox, Seal, Walrus, Whale, Tou...errr..., Sheep... and the likes ;) :D
 
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