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I'd posted on another forum about how our floaty frog got out of our tank through our new filter during the night and made a brief, ill-fated adventure across our living room into a floor vent for our central heat and air where he quickly ( I hope) perished. I found his dessicated remains late the next day after an exhaustive search and was devastated.
So, Wednesday night, Mrs. Feltman tells me she saw floaty frogs at a pet store in Chico. Furthermore, she tells me, most likely to soothe my grief over the original floaty frog, that all the floaty frogs at the pet store are starving and mistreated. I thank her for this bit of information. Thursday afternoon, she informs me we must go and rescue three (3) floaty frogs from the evil pet store. I obey; we drive the half hour down to Chico and go to the pet store of Dr. Moreau. Well, when we arrive, three floaty frogs rapidly turns into four, then five, and by the time she has the little tank cleaned out, we have six (6) new floaty frogs. Almost got a newt too. Not sure why she left it. So, now there is a new ten-gallon tank for the floaty frogs, carefully sealed, with a lower overall water level than our other tank to prevent escapes. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that they all stay put this time. Crazy Mrs. Feltman is never allowed to go to another pet store again. Ever. Thank god they didn't take her in the back and show her the 300-gallon holding tank full of floaty frogs.
So, Wednesday night, Mrs. Feltman tells me she saw floaty frogs at a pet store in Chico. Furthermore, she tells me, most likely to soothe my grief over the original floaty frog, that all the floaty frogs at the pet store are starving and mistreated. I thank her for this bit of information. Thursday afternoon, she informs me we must go and rescue three (3) floaty frogs from the evil pet store. I obey; we drive the half hour down to Chico and go to the pet store of Dr. Moreau. Well, when we arrive, three floaty frogs rapidly turns into four, then five, and by the time she has the little tank cleaned out, we have six (6) new floaty frogs. Almost got a newt too. Not sure why she left it. So, now there is a new ten-gallon tank for the floaty frogs, carefully sealed, with a lower overall water level than our other tank to prevent escapes. I'm keeping my fingers crossed that they all stay put this time. Crazy Mrs. Feltman is never allowed to go to another pet store again. Ever. Thank god they didn't take her in the back and show her the 300-gallon holding tank full of floaty frogs.




