Instructions for killing a tiger with the kookery

Wow, I didn't realize it was that easy! There's been this bobcat in the back yard for the last couple of days...
 
Thats alot like my bear technique, except I chop them in half lengthwise.

Great article, and I thought I had seen every stray bit of khuk knowlegde floating around. Has anyone noticed that someone wrote a detailed description of Khukuris on wikipedia?
 
Great link, and thanks!

does anyone know where I can get a small wooden Khukuri to practice on my kitty with?

:D

Tom
 
Kookri&cats.com has cat kookri's from 6" for kittens up to 3' for lions made from fine crucible steel also curly maple practice blades stained a rich corintian brown. Shoulda posted this on the first of April. ;)
 
Seems straightforward enough. It's too bad that crazy Tiger lady in South JErsey had to give up her animals, I would go practice.
 
George Carlin once said, "If tigers tasted good, they'd be extinct."

But there is very little levity in my heart right now. No, none.

Not dead yet but working on it.


Ad Astra

"May thy blade chip and shatter!"

Anybody that tries to kill this tiger with a "kookery" better be using an HI... :footinmou
 
Reminds me of the Mongoose and the Cobra.

There are a lot of things one can do if one stays cool. And try not to remember a full grown tiger can take a cow over a fence and away to the fields...



munk
 
Hmmm.

Red Flower, I think I'm going to reserve judgement on that method. Of course, I WILL begin carrying 3 bowls of wine, just in case.
 
I think having a Macdonald's happy meal in a bag, pre poisened and ready to go, might be best. Throw it behind you as you walk away....don't run.




munk
 
Aardvark said:
Hmmm.
Red Flower, I think I'm going to reserve judgement on that method. Of course, I WILL begin carrying 3 bowls of wine, just in case.
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Red Flower linked to a tale from one of the classics of Chinese literature. The title is often translated into English as "The Water Margin." It is about a group of outlaws who live at the edge of a swamp.

Of course, this was in the olden days, when Paul Bunyon and Davy Crockett were alive. Nowdays it is better to use at least a 15" sirupati.
 
munk said:
I think having a Macdonald's happy meal in a bag, pre poisened and ready to go, might be best. Throw it behind you as you walk away....don't run.

munk
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This technique might be dangerous. Them happy meals are mighty delicious. It would be easy to forget it was tiger poison.
 
munk said:
I think having a Macdonald's happy meal in a bag, pre poisened and ready to go, might be best.
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Yes... an overweight tiger with high cholesterol is easier to dispatch than a healthy one.
:D
 
BruiseLeee said:
Yes... an overweight tiger with high cholesterol is easier to dispatch than a healthy one.
:D
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".. dispatch .." :D :D



I think I'll print out the diagram and head down to the local zoo... See you guys after lunch.
 
Howard Wallace said:
Red Flower linked to a tale from one of the classics of Chinese literature. The title is often translated into English as "The Water Margin." It is about a group of outlaws who live at the edge of a swamp
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I have heard them also called, "The Marsh Bandits." Maybe Anne and I should adopt that name?
 
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