Interesting Stats on Uncle Bill

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ok...'tis another boring day today...

maybe y'all can come up with something better. :D :p
 
Does anyone remember the urban legend or bad science behind the, 'every beer kills a million brain cells"?? My old man is an engineer who used to drink moderately. He calculated he was into the minus brain cell category.


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That's why I drink Guiness - it's good for you and actually makes brain cells grow !!

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Well they used to say that brain cells were not regenerated, but IIRC(lost alot of brain cells over the years;) ), now they say that is not the case--that the brain does in fact produce new cells and in different areas depending on your age and how you use or don't use your brain.

Which is why after x-million Heinekens, Uncle Bill is still a smart guy instead of a drooling vegetable;) :p :D :eek:
 
Just like one of my daughters keeps telling her Bros. and Sisters. "Use it or lose it". I know she did not originate the saying but, it seems to be true. I know several guys that retired from the Corps after I did that are no longer with us. Just seemed to wither away from inactivity and not useing the brain for anything but telling war stories on a bar stool.
 
Originally posted by Bill Martino
Yep. After a dozen Heinekens I get pretty smart and sometimes after a few more invisible, too.
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When I used to drink whiskey, I'd turn into an 800 pound gorrila...and proceeded to get my arse kicked. :p I don't drink whiskey anymore. :)
 
Did anyone noticed that Uncle looks just like lord Robert Baden Powell? (hey, Uncle, it's a compliment, after all BP had created the scout mouvement, and I am a scout myself:))
 
I thought the key to flying was to forget to fall.

I may be a bit off tho' as it's been a while since I've visited Arthur Dent at that restaurant...:D
 
Yeah, a dozen Heinekens can work miracles. Smart as Einstein, more handsome than Tyrone Power at age 25, stronger than Samson, and ladies beware -- and invisible if I want to be. No wonder I drink!!!!

The reality is if I add 2+2 I get five, I look worse than Enstein after he had been dead a week, even the 80 year old hags won't speak to me, and I'm lucky to have enought strength to get up out of a chair.
 
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