OK....since you all opened this line of discussion, I'm going to have to bring up to date with the real reason we have a hole in the ozone layer.
Certain foods contain a substance called "Fartigens". They are the natural by product of "Farticles". I haven't been given any, but from what I've heard, Georges relish is loaded with them. Eskimo's are pretty well filled with Farticals also.
The long line fishing fleets have depleted the seas of fish and the tree huggers are chasing the seals so Killer Whales can't get them. These are the natural foods of killer whales and contain anti-farticals. Since the whales can't get their natural food they have turned to Eskimo's to keep them alive. The Eskimos in turn have been feeding the whales relish that they trade Ivory and bone and other parts for. No one is sure who the relish trader is....but he always rides into the sunset on a big fat motorcycle...
Anyway, between the occasional Eskimo and all the relish these whales have been converting to fartigens, it's a wonder there is any ozone layer left at all.
Just keep this in mind when you buy "Parts" from Eskimos. You may be bringing about the end of the world as we now know it. Think of the explosion that could happen if the whales swin through a minefield and cause an explosion. The fartigens could increase the blast to the tenth power!