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Tony G

Tony G

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I put too much olive juice in this dirty martini....

I need about 6 oz of Vodka to balance it out.:thumbup: :cool:
 
Hey Ducci,

When you go to Napa with your wife I have an option for you. I have a house over the hills in Kenwood you can put Juicy Ducci there and borrow a bicycle (you are about my size) and tell the wife you need to go get some errrr ..... “exercise”.

When you come back tired she’ll just expect that.:thumbup:

 
Nice choice. Real men always drink their martinis from beer mugs.
 
Guyon said:
Nice choice. Real men always drink their martinis from beer mugs.
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Yes real men have no brain cells:thumbup:

I got a late start on the real man thing so I may have cells to kill well into my 70's:cool:
 
Tony G said:
Yes real men have no brain cells:thumbup:

I got a late start on the real man thing so I may have cells to kill well into my 70's:cool:
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Smart. Sort of a Neurology 401K thing. Putting aside a few assets for the future.

Now that you're a real man, do you find that women look at you differently?
 
Guyon said:
Smart. Sort of a Neurology 401K thing. Putting aside a few assets for the future.

Now that you're a real man, do you find that women look at you differently?
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Yes they do! They no longer expect that I'd actually talk to them. :thumbup: I think I'll have longer relationships this way. Which may be unfortunate as it would limit variety.:grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy:
 
Ah, the age-old dilemma... quantity or quality.
 
Tony G said:
Hey Ducci,

When you go to Napa with your wife I have an option for you. I have a house over the hills in Kenwood you can put Juicy Ducci there and borrow a bicycle (you are about my size) and tell the wife you need to go get some errrr ..... “exercise”.

When you come back tired she’ll just expect that.:thumbup:

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Man, if I'm going for a bike ride, I better get my 50yr. old fat a$$ in some shape!!! :eek: It has been awhile since I did much excerise! Now, my drink'n arm ain't doing too bad, I keep it in shape grinding SHBMs into SHSHIIs and lifting wine glasses!!! :D We need to get Cobalt and Rene out there too, then the three girls can shop and we can ride, YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! :D :eek: :D
 
randucci said:
YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! :D :eek: :D
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I'd let randucci ride point. He could scare away any threatening motorists with that yell.

Time to go pour myself a beer mug full of bourbon.
 
randucci said:
Man, if I'm going for a bike ride, I better get my 50yr. old fat a$$ in some shape!!! :eek: It has been awhile since I did much excerise! Now, my drink'n arm ain't doing too bad, I keep it in shape grinding SHBMs into SHSHIIs and lifting wine glasses!!! :D We need to get Cobalt and Rene out there too, then the three girls can shop and we can ride, YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! :D :eek: :D
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You know that has potential :thumbup: But it may be just two women doing the "shopping" thing. My current GF is more likely to climb the face of Half Dome than shop.
 
Tony G said:
You know that has potential :thumbup: But it may be just two women doing the "shopping" thing. My current GF is more likely to climb the face of Half Dome than shop.
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Hmmmmmm, does she like wine or Gin? It still may work out! :confused:
 
Guyon said:
I'd let randucci ride point. He could scare away any threatening motorists with that yell.

Time to go pour myself a beer mug full of bourbon.
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Oh it was a bike riding yell? I thought he was running in the Presidential Primaries...:D
 
Didn't they have a Biker movie (recently?) with John Travolta and Martain Larwence? Can't remember the name; Supposed to be alright. Tony G don't do what they did;) If I remember the previews correctly! Just rent a Hummer like Jerry's!!
 
Tony G said:
I put too much olive juice in this dirty martini....

I need about 6 oz of Vodka to balance it out.:thumbup: :cool:
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And what's wrong with that?

Sounds like a start to a great evening. What cigar did you have with it?

You did have a cigar, didn't you?
 
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