hookahhabib
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Not as exciting as Bapple's awesome Ganzaa story, but I found it pretty amusing...
Tuesday night I was hanging with my on-again-off-again-breakmyheart lady-friend. Somehow our conversation ended up with me talking about this forum and the Ganzaaa, trying to explain to her how the whole Ganza thing works (for the 3rd time now...). To my pleasant surprise she asked to check out the offerings. Seems like my enthusiasm has her thinking she may need to pick herself up a proper fixed-blade and I was thrilled to help...
So we start scrolling through the options. I tell her about the different models and materials and seems like she's loving it, which has me lovin it (and her) even more. I figured if she finds something she wants for herself, I may have the perfect rationalization to slip in a couple choices for myself during the ganza.
It's all going smoothly, she's writing down numbers and prices, and then we get to #24.
As soon as that big chunk of INFI hits her eyes, she grabs my arm and gasps!
"Oh....my.....god! ...... That's....not natural! I can't look anymore! It's just ..... so......LARGE...."
At this point I look at her and not only has she turned away from the monitor, hand held up to the side of her face for fear of that big beautiful blade sliding into her peripheral vision, but she is RED in the face! As red as those red G-10 scales the MOAB in question was wearing.
Yes, that's right, even through the computer screen, the mighty MOAB turned got this (reasonably naughty) woman blushing in a bad way. She didn't bat an eyelash at that satin Waki but something about the MOAB just got to her.
Scared, confused, and a little bit aroused by what her eyes had just witnessed (which only confused her even more) she said she didn't know if she could go on any longer. I thought she was just kidding at this point, but no, she was serious. "I'm afraid of whatever else may come up...can we just watch an episode of something instead?" I tried to explain that MOAB was the MOTHER of all bowies and that she need not be intimidated or blushing, but it was too late, the damage had been done.
Yes, there were some drinks involved - we did end up getting pretty rowdy that night, and her memory of the night was pretty hazy...all except for the MOAB. When I asked her about it the next day, this little incident was one of the ONLY memories that wasn't completely lost to the alcohol!
So I once again must salute you Jerry for such a formidable design! Maybe too formidable for some
This could start to hurt sales if you keep it up!
Next Ganzaaa, can you put all MOAB pics at the very bottom so as to not scare this poor girl away again? It'll only help me sell more of your lovely knives
Have a great weekend everyone!
Tuesday night I was hanging with my on-again-off-again-breakmyheart lady-friend. Somehow our conversation ended up with me talking about this forum and the Ganzaaa, trying to explain to her how the whole Ganza thing works (for the 3rd time now...). To my pleasant surprise she asked to check out the offerings. Seems like my enthusiasm has her thinking she may need to pick herself up a proper fixed-blade and I was thrilled to help...
So we start scrolling through the options. I tell her about the different models and materials and seems like she's loving it, which has me lovin it (and her) even more. I figured if she finds something she wants for herself, I may have the perfect rationalization to slip in a couple choices for myself during the ganza.
It's all going smoothly, she's writing down numbers and prices, and then we get to #24.
As soon as that big chunk of INFI hits her eyes, she grabs my arm and gasps!
"Oh....my.....god! ...... That's....not natural! I can't look anymore! It's just ..... so......LARGE...."
At this point I look at her and not only has she turned away from the monitor, hand held up to the side of her face for fear of that big beautiful blade sliding into her peripheral vision, but she is RED in the face! As red as those red G-10 scales the MOAB in question was wearing.
Yes, that's right, even through the computer screen, the mighty MOAB turned got this (reasonably naughty) woman blushing in a bad way. She didn't bat an eyelash at that satin Waki but something about the MOAB just got to her.
Scared, confused, and a little bit aroused by what her eyes had just witnessed (which only confused her even more) she said she didn't know if she could go on any longer. I thought she was just kidding at this point, but no, she was serious. "I'm afraid of whatever else may come up...can we just watch an episode of something instead?" I tried to explain that MOAB was the MOTHER of all bowies and that she need not be intimidated or blushing, but it was too late, the damage had been done.
Yes, there were some drinks involved - we did end up getting pretty rowdy that night, and her memory of the night was pretty hazy...all except for the MOAB. When I asked her about it the next day, this little incident was one of the ONLY memories that wasn't completely lost to the alcohol!
So I once again must salute you Jerry for such a formidable design! Maybe too formidable for some
This could start to hurt sales if you keep it up!Next Ganzaaa, can you put all MOAB pics at the very bottom so as to not scare this poor girl away again? It'll only help me sell more of your lovely knives
Have a great weekend everyone!
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