Its a granddaughter on the way for bawanna.

Bawanna

Bawanna

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I'd never heard of it before but my daughter told us there would be a reveal tonight on the sex of our first grand child. I told her it was much too early to be talking sex with my grand child.

Turns out she brings cupcakes and the color of the stuffing tells if its a boy or a girl.

Son in laws folks live in North Carolina, other side of the continent, so they got theirs delivered today too.

Anyhow it was a fine job for my 25" Chitlangi, sliced that cupcake with the first whack. The deal was you pick a chocolate for boy guess and vanilla for girl guess.

His people all guessed girl correctly. We all guessed wrong?????

Anyhow he took a video and if I can figure out how to do it I'll post it for my HI family.

Frankly I didn't care one way or the other. I go for healthy first. Model don't matter at all.
 
Grats Bawanna! Girls are great! I got three of em! They will love you unconditionally just the same! 25" Chitlangi meets cupcake! That should be fun to see!
 
Good for you man, little girls change your life. My little one is 9 now and steals my heart everyday. And now your granddaughter, boy is she gonna get spoiled, I can see it now.
 
You girl should be fun. Son in Law knows what he had to go through (me) to win my daughter, I told him in 35 or 40 years he'll be going through the same fun stuff with me as back up of course.

I skeered off a few lads in my time. One I'm awfully glad I did too, he's turned into a frequent flier here at the department.
 
I think that's the greatest thing I've ever seen on Facebook. Look at the size of that khuk! Wow!
 
Lol damm that was fun, you come wheeling in with that monster in your lap and start a swinging it around, momma had to tell ya to put it down lol. I love all the chatter going on, it was priceless. Also got to put a voice with the picture.
 
Bawanna said:
You girl should be fun. Son in Law knows what he had to go through (me) to win my daughter, I told him in 35 or 40 years he'll be going through the same fun stuff with me as back up of course.

I skeered off a few lads in my time. One I'm awfully glad I did too, he's turned into a frequent flier here at the department.
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Congrats, Joe:) I know exactly where you're coming from.

My daughter is 3, and I've already started working on my "psychotic dad" routine. I'm a contractor by trade who specializes in swimming pool construction.

I'm going to make it very clear to any gentleman callers that "I dig deep, DEEP holes for a living. If I can dig them 8', I can dig them 10' and cover up a "mistake" with some extra concrete. It's really no trouble at all. Say, do you recycle? I have a good buddy who lives down in the river bottoms who collects old steel shipping barrels he fishes out of the water. There are a LOT of old steel shipping barrels sitting on the bottom of the Ohio River. I wonder if they would notice one more sitting down there? Of course, they wouldn't. No one ever goes looking for them except my buddy. It's important to have friends ya know. I have a lot of friends from all walks of life. It helps to have a squeaky record. You never know when you'll need a "get out of jail free" card, right? As a matter of fact, one of my very best friends is a police officer with a daughter the exact same age as Evelyn. You're going to get a burger, see a movie, and be right back here by 11:30, right? Isn't that a funny coincident...he's working tonight and that just happens to be his patrol route. Imagine that. Wave at him if you see him, but you probably won't see him.
Anyway, you kids go have a good time. I'll just be loading this old shovel and bag of lime into the back of the truck. I might have a lot of work cut out for me to get done tomorrow. I might need to plant something."
 
One of the last fella's I run off, actually the dirtbag mentioned earlier had the gall to ask me why whenever he saw me I was either cleaning a gun or sharpening a knife. I had to give him extra credit for having the guts to ask. Told him it was purely coincidence but a father had to be ready at all times.
 
I better work on my menacing dad shtick too. Maybe I'll hang the mask from my avatar in the living room and let the guy know that's what I'll turn into if he brings her back more than 5 minutes late.
 
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