It's been quite a week!

Thomas Linton

Thomas Linton

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Here it is, Saturday A.M. Still hours to go, and I have already "won" three lotteries that will pay me over $15,000,000 and twenty-three different folks from various African nations want to give me another $60,000,000 just for being a nice guy.

Who knows what this afternoon will bring.

I think I can afford another khukuri.
 
I think you're plain foolish to announce it on a public forum; it might all be on the up and up... :rolleyes: :D
 
I guess they have all that left over money to give away because I didn't accept the many millions offerred me.







munk
 
Arty's right, and demonstrates high moral character. Most of our home grown politicians are bought for far less than that.



munk
 
Thomas Linton said:
Here it is, Saturday A.M. Still hours to go, and I have already "won" three lotteries that will pay me over $15,000,000 and twenty-three different folks from various African nations want to give me another $60,000,000 just for being a nice guy.

Who knows what this afternoon will bring.

I think I can afford another khukuri.
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Dearest Uncle Thomas,you know I was named after you 'cause ...can't blame a guy for trying,can you?tom.LOL.
 
Thomas Linton said:
Here it is, Saturday A.M. Still hours to go, and I have already "won" three lotteries that will pay me over $15,000,000 and twenty-three different folks from various African nations want to give me another $60,000,000 just for being a nice guy.

Who knows what this afternoon will bring.

I think I can afford another khukuri.
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Well thats nothing, I was offered the chance to increase the girth of my "Little General" by 2-3", have been accepted to no less than 37 universities, and I can get great mortgage rates on a home that I dont even have.

Now where can I meet these nice Africans?

Spam makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
 
Jebadiah_Smith said:
Well thats nothing, I was offered the chance to increase the girth of my "Little General" by 2-3", have been accepted to no less than 37 universities, and I can get great mortgage rates on a home that I dont even have.
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Wow. You are a blessed man.

(Is there an echo in here, here, here, here . . . .?)
 
Maybe a new toothbrush as well. :confused:

(I'm a little short on actual cash due to the $98,000 in "earnest money" and "delivery fees" I had to send off.)
 
Jebadiah_Smith said:
Spam makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
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"From today's Mother Goose: Red meat isn't bad for you. Green and Fuzzy meat is bad for you!!!!"

Moral = Jeb, you're not supposed to eat it if the spam is green and fuzzy because it will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside....

:D ;)
 
Spam for all!! I just got offered another $6,000,000 for my "ministry."

Up the Unitarian Jihad!!!

(Gee, she didn't even say which Arab country she's in. :confused: )
 
Gee... I feel left out. The only thing I've been offered lately is the opportunity to take the dogs out for a walk :(

I guess I better turn off the SPAM filter!!

Alan
 
Dear AC,

I am Omunda Oswago, the widow of the late Vice President of Uganda, Mikko Oswago. As you may know, my dear husband was murdered in 2003 by terrorists persons. You have been recommendation to me by a friend as a honest man who can help me solution a disparate problems. My husband left the sum of 37,000,000 U.S. dollars in a secret account. His political enemies will steel it from mee and his twenty-seven fatherless children if they found it. I therefore need to move it in greatest confidence to the U.S. If you are willing to help accomplish this moving, I will compensate you for your effects with ten percentages of the sum. Please contact me at the above electronic mail address if you can help me and my children in our hour of need. Do not share this message with anyone.

Yours hopefully,

Omunda
 
Cool!

Please send the above sum via USPS Money Order and I'll give it back (minus 10%) once you arrive in the states :D

Alan
 
ACStudios said:
Cool!

Please send the above sum via USPS Money Order and I'll give it back (minus 10%) once you arrive in the states :D

Alan
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The funds must be transferred by wire so the act is done in an instant.

Alan, I can hardly buy a money order from the "USPS" here, and any signifiant purchase of international money orders woulds alert my late husband's enemies.

Please send your bank account numebr and ATM code soonest.

Yours in Christ,

Omunda
 
I've got you beat. Sex hungry college girls are waiting for me just a click away and they have an herbal supplement I can use to handle them.
 
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