It's Burns Night!

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I trust that America will join us in celebrating the birth of Robert Burns in appropriate style.

To a Haggis (1786)

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the pudding-race!
Aboon them a' yet tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye wordy o'a grace
As lang's my arm.

The groaning trencher there ye fill,
Your hurdies like a distant hill,
Your pin was help to mend a mill
In time o'need,
While thro' your pores the dews distil
Like amber bead.

His knife see rustic Labour dight,
An' cut you up wi' ready sleight,
Trenching your gushing entrails bright,
Like ony ditch;
And then, O what a glorious sight,
Warm-reekin', rich!

Then, horn for horn, they stretch an' strive:
Deil tak the hindmost! on they drive,
Till a' their weel-swall'd kytes belyve
Are bent like drums;
Then auld Guidman, maist like to rive,
Bethankit! hums.

Is there that owre his French ragout
Or olio that wad staw a sow,
Or fricassee wad make her spew
Wi' perfect sconner,
Looks down wi' sneering, scornfu' view
On sic a dinner?

Poor devil! see him owre his trash,
As feckles as wither'd rash,
His spindle shank, a guid whip-lash;
His nieve a nit;
Thro' blody flood or field to dash,
O how unfit!

But mark the Rustic, haggis-fed,
The trembling earth resounds his tread.
Clap in his walie nieve a blade,
He'll mak it whissle;
An' legs an' arms, an' hands will sned,
Like taps o' trissle.

Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o' fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies;
But, if ye wish her gratefu' prayer
Gie her a haggis!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/history/burnsnight/suppers/index.shtml

Slainte mhath!

maximus otter
 
I have trouble understanding any of that, but as someone of long distance Scotch descent, I'll tak a right gude willie-waught for his memory. ;)
 
Unfortunately I won't be able to find a haggis for dinner this evening. I will, however, raise a glass of scotch and toast both the poet and the pudding.
 
And some pizza place over there serves HAGGIS PIZZA !!! Talk about 'fusion food'
 
You can order your pizza "half & half." It's become traditional for the memsahib and I to have a haggis and mussel pizza. Lush!

mete said:
It's been a long time rule for me to stay away from restaurants named "Mamma's"

Like my rule about never drinking wine from a bottle with a happy animal on the label.

maximus otter
 
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