It's Friday so - How many forumites does it take to change a light bulb???

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1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

1 to move it to the Lighting section.

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section.

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

5 to flame the spell checkers.

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid 2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct.

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum.

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's.

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

The above was shamelessly borrowed from Jamey Saunders original post on TKN
 
:eek: Hey, i had to change a light bulb (lightbulb) last night, it would not come on, so i tuned the switch to off, tried to unscrew it from the socket, but the glass part came loose from the metal parts ( i am not a ligt bulb professional so i dont know what those parts are called), i had to get a pair of diaganol cutter to grab the metal part and make a slight bend in the metal so i could unscrew it from the socket, then i was able to screw the new bulb into the socket, fliped on the switch and i had light. So did i do it right? :D
 
Chuck
add 15 union workers putting in a grievance because they should have gotten the job and now want to get paid for it. :footinmou :p :)
 
And how many million to say "What did we do to cause the light buld to act in that manner"
 
GOOD ONE CHUCK. :D :D :D

How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

Five.
BECAUSE IT JUST DOES. OK!!!?
 
Michael J. Spangler said:
how many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but don't ask how they go inside the light bulb :D

I found your mouse Mike :footinmou
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