It's...knife madness!!!

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Since joining/poking around on this forum, I've lost my mind. Asked for, and received a Mora Robust for my birthday. Then purchased an ESEE-4 and a BK-7. All this within 30 days. Oh, and ordered a RTAK II that I imagine will be in within a couple of days. Got the ESEE and BK in yesterday. Was going to post a pic of the three, but can't seem to figure that out.

Luckily I'll have all this stuff to help me survive in the wild when my beloved discovers I made all these purchases and forces me to live in a van down by the river.
 
Ya ur not mad yet, just on the edge. Give it another couple weeks and you will be like "did I really just order 4 or 5 knives this week?" Then you stage a self intervention and swear "no more knives this month", but the next day you can bet you will find a deal that is "just way too good to pass up"... It's a viscious cycle.
 
LOL...better pick up a gennie asap...id think power would be a bonus "WHEN YOURE LIVIN IN A VAN...DOWN BY THE RIVER":thumbup:

and make sure you get your mailing address changed as well. so you can order more knives and have em delivered to your van...down by the river:D
 
"Luckily I'll have all this stuff to help me survive in the wild when my beloved discovers I made all these purchases and forces me to live in a van down by the river."

Does your wife have a "twin sister"? If she does, I know where she lives and who she is married to. :D

Omar
:rolleyes:
 
id like to add, that I THINK you need to pick up a large chopper or even a decent sized camp axe next..... it may come in handy when youre living in a van, down by the river
 
You will find ways to hide your puchases, like havong packages delivered to a buddy's house instead of your own.
 
BrentD86 said:
You will find ways to hide your puchases, like havong packages delivered to a buddy's house instead of your own.
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but you have to be carefull which of your buddys house you have it sent to. some get so "tempted" they just might open the box before you even get told it showed up. LOL
happened with a BK9 i ordered, i didnt mind he was a good friend and he didnt do anything but oogle over it and handle it a bit... but he WAS inluenced into buying his own a month later, so that was kinda cool. :D
 
Lol. If/when she finds out, I'll have have to tell her "Hey! They're cheaper than guns!". BTW, is there a sticky that explains uploading pix?
 
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