It's Official - My Zaan is Obsessed with Me!

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I mean, I'm obsessed with my Zaan. Either way you slice it, I've been exposed to way too much Florida sun. As I was cutting my grass, the sun began to fry my brain, causing me to hallucinate and fantasize..."what if I could just think once and cut twice?" It was then, that my vision of the ultimate lawn mower blade, will forever be based upon my prototype Mow-Zaan, aka "Mister Cutter", "Sir Shredder", "Boss Trimmer".:)

 
That's awesome man!! Yeah plenty of grass to be cutting in Florida! I used to cut a lot of it!
 
It's strange how your mind wanders while cutting the grass! Maybe if I had a blade like that I wouldn't have to sharpen my lawnmower blades twice a year......
 
I'm in for one of those sweet mower blades, I'll throw my idea for the name in as well - Sir Chopper!

I'll put it on my Zaaanmower :D
 
Could you imagine those blades moving as fast as a lawnmowers! You could probably mow a house down!
 
1AbominAble1 said:
I'll throw my idea for the name in as well - Sir Chopper! I'll put it on my Zaaanmower :D
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Don't think for 1 minute that I'm not wishing for a Wilson Combat Mow-Benza version. And, a Wilson Combat Mow-Star-Tac Zaan mower blade, aka "Mr. BigChop" instead of Mr. BigShot. I've got Zaanitus bad, heck, I even want a CGG Mower blade, a 2013 Annual...man, this is crazy talk, I've got to get back in the shade and get rehydrated. :p
 
I know exactly what you mean, no matter how many knives come and go the Tanto Zaan always ends up back in my pocket; its only real competition is my Large Insingo with the 25 getting the remaining pocket time.

Umnumzaan all the way!

I'd be in for a Wilson Combat Zaawnmower, self propelled with some flip up ballistic shielding- just in case somebody tries to interrupt my time with my double barreled beer helmet ;D
 
1AbominAble1 said:
I'd be in for a Wilson Combat Zaawnmower, self propelled with some flip up ballistic shielding- just in case somebody tries to interrupt my time with my double barreled beer helmet ;D
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Just the thought of a Supergrade, Bullet-Proof, Armor-Tuff Wilson Combat/CRK Zaanmower is brilliant!:thumbup:
 
US-STEEL said:
Just the thought of a Supergrade, Bullet-Proof, Armor-Tuff Wilson Combat/CRK Zaanmower is brilliant!:thumbup:
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Now your taking !
Having Armor Tuff sure would make cleaning the gunk off of it a lot easier, and bullet proof( stainless ) parts would outlast even the old Ford tractors!

I like the way you think ;)
You get my vote as the first licensed WC Zaawnmower representative.
 
Riiiiiiiigghht....
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