I'VE DONE IT!!! How to make your busse collection grow!!!

KnifeAddictAK

KnifeAddictAK

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After months of smacking my head against a drawing board, I have found a component and atmosphere for the perfect grounds of infi reproduction.... :eek:

I took two subjects, both being SHBM's, and put them in the safe with another. Well, as first thought, the male was a bit too "rugged" for the females taste. But then it dawned on me... ATMOSPHERE... THAT WAS THE HIDDEN KEY...

So here, for the first time ever, is documented proof on how to make your collection grow... Results may vary...


First off, take two candidates of the same model... (Seen here)

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Notice how the female, on the right, is a bit standoffish... BUT!!! Add a scented candle and they slowly come together... :eek:

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Feeling like I was on to something, I decided to throw in some cheap vodka... (all I had on hand)

Well... I left our subjects alone for a few to discuss similarities and come back to find the vodka drank the them holding hand(le)s :D

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NEXT THING I KNOW, I SAW THE FOLLOWING IMAGE.... I left the room in shock and decided to come back tomorrow...

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Well, Little did I know that the following morning (camera ready of course) that I would find a little bundle of joy waiting in infi arms... *sniff* Papa's so proud

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Well... there you have it... A home remedy construed in a home in AK.









Actually, I just wanted to show my two new blades off and figured this would be fun for you guys :D
 
Either you have a lot of spare time or it is awfully lonely up there in Alaska. :D

Either way, nice knives KAAK.

My favourite part was the --hand(le)s-- (Very creative)

What is the *sniff* all about?
 
Slave To The INFI said:
KnifeaddictAK, you are crazy man! I am betting that you don't have a girlfriend up there in Alaska. I am right, right?
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Women = Money Spent
Money Spent = Less INFI
Less Infi = Unhappiness
Unhappiness = Women


I gots time, infi, and fishin'... Don't need no stinkin' wimmins :D
(Note: The only woman I would want is that similar to some of the ones I met at blade show. Some hogs and piglets have some very respectable wives :cool: )
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
Women = Money Spent
Money Spent = Less INFI
Less Infi = Unhappiness
Unhappiness = Women


I gots time, infi, and fishin'... Don't need no stinkin' wimmins :D
(Note: The only woman I would want is that similar to some of the ones I met at blade show. Some hogs and piglets have some very respectable wives :cool: )
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Sounds like i'll have to make it to one of these shows someday. I take it that there aren't many unattched wimmins into INFI.
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
Women = Money Spent
Money Spent = Less INFI
Less Infi = Unhappiness
Unhappiness = Women


I gots time, infi, and fishin'... Don't need no stinkin' wimmins :D
(Note: The only woman I would want is that similar to some of the ones I met at blade show. Some hogs and piglets have some very respectable wives :cool: )
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Unless they are polygomists, I think wives are in the same catagory as INFI.

NO SHARING! :D
 
GALAXYTECH said:
"she" must be really abusive,,

just look at all the abuse marks on "Him", :eek: :eek:
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I think she may of forced herself on him :confused: :eek: :eek:

kaak,,,

Is that the way the women are in Alaska ??

if so,,then I'm moving up there next week :cool: :D
 
Laughing my a$$ off.

KAAK, you're mad, and that is a good thing.

Women are good: they make INFI necessary.
 
Has spring sprung there yet? Nice photo essay! Papa blade looks like the rugged type, junior looks like a chip of the ole INFI.
 
Heavy said:
KAAK has taken blade porn to a new low.....I feel dirty.....



:D :D :D
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:D :D :D I only discovered how to make the collection grow :p

Skunk... No tracks left, just a bunch of eaten 2X4's :eek:
 
Alaska;

Dude you are loosing your friggin marbles :eek:








You have spent tooooooo much time alone uo there "where the men are men & so are the chicks" :D
 
David Brown said:
Alaska;

Dude you are loosing your friggin marbles :eek:








You have spent tooooooo much time alone uo there "where the men are men & so are the chicks" :D
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Nahh... I just wanted to show off my new SHBM and figured I'd be a little creative :D
 
Both those SHBM's are super cool you have quite a nice bunch of knives there Alaska. :D
 
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