IZULA Folder

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Any new specs on the RAT IZULA Folder? Does anyone know the blade length?

I can't wait for them to come out!
 
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The sizing will be the same as the fixed Izula within a butthair.

Yes, plans are for a lefty version as well because Jeff loves me and Tony and doesn't want to discriminate against us for being better than everyone else.

The locking scale will be made of plutonium and the blade steel is going to be cold forged, platinum encrusted molybendium that can cut diamonds without dulling.

The micarta will be made from the shroud of turin and Jessica Simpsons underwear.

The screws holding it together will be hand machined by santas elves in the off season (thus the anticipated christmas time shortages Jeff mentioned).

It'll come with a sheath made from dinosaur skin leather sewn together with Abraham Linclons beard hairs.

No MSRP has been released yet but expect it to be listed in yen.
 
The sizing will be the same as the fixed Izula within a butthair.

Yes, plans are for a lefty version as well because Jeff loves me and Tony and doesn't want to discriminate against us for being better than everyone else.

The locking scale will be made of plutonium and the blade steel is going to be cold forged, platinum encrusted molybendium that can cut diamonds without dulling.

The micarta will be made from the shroud of turin and Jessica Simpsons underwear.

The screws holding it together will be hand machined by santas elves in the off season (thus the anticipated christmas time shortages Jeff mentioned).

It'll come with a sheath made from dinosaur skin leather sewn together with Abraham Linclons beard hairs.

No MSRP has been released yet but expect it to be listed in yen.


Thats definitely a must have knife!!! Don't know if I'm going to be able to afford it :D:D Sound Sweet :thumbup:
 
The sizing will be the same as the fixed Izula within a butthair.

Yes, plans are for a lefty version as well because Jeff loves me and Tony and doesn't want to discriminate against us for being better than everyone else.

The locking scale will be made of plutonium and the blade steel is going to be cold forged, platinum encrusted molybendium that can cut diamonds without dulling.

The micarta will be made from the shroud of turin and Jessica Simpsons underwear.

The screws holding it together will be hand machined by santas elves in the off season (thus the anticipated christmas time shortages Jeff mentioned).

It'll come with a sheath made from dinosaur skin leather sewn together with Abraham Linclons beard hairs.

No MSRP has been released yet but expect it to be listed in yen.

Sounds alright.

Who do I have to talk to about the warranty on it? Is it cool if I baton with it? They are going to come with orange scales and a blue blade, right? I dont like micarta, is there any chance of getting one with titanium and g-10? Is there going to be an XL version? Why can't I find them in stock anywhere? Can I send it in to get the blade refinished?

:D;)
 
Sounds alright.

Who do I have to talk to about the warranty on it?

Richard Dryfus

Is it cool if I baton with it?

Nothing is cooler than batoning.

They are going to come with orange scales and a blue blade, right?

Yes.

I dont like micarta, is there any chance of getting one with titanium and g-10?

No.

Is there going to be an XL version?

Only an X-large version.

Why can't I find them in stock anywhere?

You'll find it in the last place you look.

Can I send it in to get the blade refinished?

The blades aren't going to come finished in the first place.
 
the HOT CHICK and the RC Junglas

- Hans Christian Anderson
ONCE upon a time there was a prince who wanted to marry a HOT CHICK; but she would have to be a real HOT CHICK. He SEARCHED AND SEARCHED all over the world to find one, but nowhere could he get what he wanted. There were HOT CHICKes enough, but it was difficult to find out whether they were real ones. There was always something about them that was not as it should be. So he came home again and was sad, for he would have liked very much to have a real HOT CHICK.

One evening a terrible storm came on; there was thunder and lightning, and the rain poured down in torrents. Suddenly a knocking was heard at the city gate, and the old king went to open it.

It was a HOT CHICK standing out there in front of the gate. But, good gracious! what a sight the rain and the wind had made Mrs. Shotgunner's look. The water ran down from Mrs. Shotgunner's hair and clothes; it ran down into the toes of Mrs. Shotgunner's shoes and out again at the heels. And yet she said that she was a real HOT CHICK.

"Well, we'll soon find that out," thought the old queen. But she said nothing, went into the bed-room, took all the bedding off the bedstead, and laid a RC Junglas on the bottom; then she took twenty mattresses and laid them on the RC Junglas, and then twenty eider-down beds on top of the mattresses.

On this the HOT CHICK had to lie all night. In the morning she was asked how she had slept.

"Oh, very badly!" said she. "I have scarcely closed my eyes all night. Heaven only knows what was in the bed, but I was lying on something hard, so that I am black and blue all over my body. It's horrible!"

Now they knew that she was a real HOT CHICK because she had felt the RC Junglas right through the twenty mattresses and the twenty eider-down beds.

Nobody but a real HOT CHICK could be as sensitive as that.

So the prince took Mrs. Shotgunner's for his RUMBLAS IN THE JUNGLAS, for now he knew that he had a real HOT CHICK; and the RC Junglas was put in the museum, where it may still be seen, if no one has stolen it.

There, that is a true story.


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Richard Dryfus



Nothing is cooler than batoning.



Yes.



No.



Only an X-large version.



You'll find it in the last place you look.



The blades aren't going to come finished in the first place.

:D

Now that all the potential questions have been answered, we can just point noobs towards this thread for answers.
 
damnit, every time i see a izula folder post my heart rate doubles. you guy's
are killing me, isnt the waiting enough!!!!:)
 
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The sizing will be the same as the fixed Izula within a butthair.

Yes, plans are for a lefty version as well because Jeff loves me and Tony and doesn't want to discriminate against us for being better than everyone else.

The locking scale will be made of plutonium and the blade steel is going to be cold forged, platinum encrusted molybendium that can cut diamonds without dulling.

The micarta will be made from the shroud of turin and Jessica Simpsons underwear.

The screws holding it together will be hand machined by santas elves in the off season (thus the anticipated christmas time shortages Jeff mentioned).

It'll come with a sheath made from dinosaur skin leather sewn together with Abraham Linclons beard hairs.

No MSRP has been released yet but expect it to be listed in yen.

Cmon, Everyone knows Abraham Lincoln is buried in solid concrete.

Sheeez

Bill
 
The sizing will be the same as the fixed Izula within a butthair.

Yes, plans are for a lefty version as well because Jeff loves me and Tony and doesn't want to discriminate against us for being better than everyone else.

The locking scale will be made of plutonium and the blade steel is going to be cold forged, platinum encrusted molybendium that can cut diamonds without dulling.

The micarta will be made from the shroud of turin and Jessica Simpsons underwear.

The screws holding it together will be hand machined by santas elves in the off season (thus the anticipated christmas time shortages Jeff mentioned).

It'll come with a sheath made from dinosaur skin leather sewn together with Abraham Linclons beard hairs.

No MSRP has been released yet but expect it to be listed in yen.

I actually believed the first part for a second... :grumpy:
 
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