Ha; same thing here (from a post in "Sheaths and Such):
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Through a strange series of events, I've found myself with a toaster oven, molding press, eyelet press,
and bits of Kydex and Concealex(?), etc. ...
Couple that with a recently acquired and somewhat refurbished riding lawnmower, and expanding
field with blackberry vines everywhere

...
... and what followed was probably inevitable: The dreaded
"First Project!"
Bolt the silly thing to the hood, along with a chopper and some loppers and I no longer have to take those
blackberry thorns whipping across my face as I motor madly about

!!
Ok, ok; I probably need to be stopped
Cheers,
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