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So this guy is standing outside the main doors at the Blade Show wearing an EKI poloshirt and a ball cap with a Usual Suspect patch sewn on it bumming for spare change.
One man goes to enter and is accosted by the Suspect...
Excuse me Sir, but my wife needs an operation. Could you spare a couple bucks?
The accosted gentleman (tentatively identified as Jerry Hossom) looks the panhandler up and down and replies, "Now why in the world would I give you any money? Why should I believe you'd spend it on an operation for your wife instead of using it to buy an Emerson custom?"
The Suspect/bum replies;
"HELL buddy, I've GOT knife money!"
One man goes to enter and is accosted by the Suspect...
Excuse me Sir, but my wife needs an operation. Could you spare a couple bucks?
The accosted gentleman (tentatively identified as Jerry Hossom) looks the panhandler up and down and replies, "Now why in the world would I give you any money? Why should I believe you'd spend it on an operation for your wife instead of using it to buy an Emerson custom?"
The Suspect/bum replies;
"HELL buddy, I've GOT knife money!"
